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#1
I want to know how many people in the U.S. think that Canada is up to something. Who else thinks that they are conspiring to overthrow the U.S. government?
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#3
Not another conspiracy thread!

Give me one shred of believable evidence and I'll invade Canada myself...
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#4
I lol'd.

I know people on the inside. They're just playing hockey and waiting for the U.S. to annex them.
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#6
Canada is like America junior.

j/k

But for reals, I was in Vancouver (layover for a cruise) and 3 taxis broke down back to back to back. Worst taxi experince evar.
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#8
one good reason is that they are so shady and their accents are kinda fake. i think they are actually from like china or something and they want to kill us all.
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#10
Im From Canada and we aint conspiring anything.......maybe you selfish pigs should stop ****ing with everyone and you wont have to worry about us being alittle pissed
#11
One time i went to Canada and it was awesome O_o

They are trying to steal US citizens because Victoria Island kicks ass


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Im From Canada and we aint conspiring anything.......maybe you selfish pigs should stop ****ing with everyone and you wont have to worry about us being alittle pissed


Hey, excellent generalization there dumbass.
#15
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Im From Canada and we aint conspiring anything.......maybe you selfish pigs should stop ****ing with everyone and you wont have to worry about us being alittle pissed


Speak for yourself. I'm conspiring like nobody's business.
#16
Nah we here in Canada don't believe in violence, except for in bars and during hockey games. Plus if we even contemplated invading America we'd get the **** kicked outta us. Plus who wants America? jk You guys have Gibson and Disney Land
#18
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Im From Canada and we aint conspiring anything.......maybe you selfish pigs should stop ****ing with everyone and you wont have to worry about us being alittle pissed


im with you man.
america sucks.
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#19
and canada screwed up my guitar and i had to pay like 100 us dollars to get it fixed. i payed close to 1000 for the freakin thing.
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#21
Yes actually. We are building an army, more advanced than that of the U.S. Army. We have 500 foot robots being built. On top of that we are using magic to build them. We are the new superpower.

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#22
Rush is from Canada. therefore, Canada is awesome.
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#23
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and canada screwed up my guitar and i had to pay like 100 us dollars to get it fixed. i payed close to 1000 for the freakin thing.


not only are you probably a 12 year old little kid.
but your sig sucks...
you got both off of either a hot topic shirt...
or a stupid sticker...
and...
you have no REAL reason to hate canada.
canada is awesome.
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#24
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#25
Canada is like America but without all the globalization and suspension of human rights.
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#27
at least i live in a country that has a semi-reliable health system and we can uderstand the things that we say.
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#32
Our accents aren't fake! I didn't even know we had accents different from Americas. Except we say "eh" instead of "huhhhhhh"
#33
1) What accents?
2) Just because you americans are constantly invading places doesn't mean everyone else wants to...
3) Canada IS awesome. No question about it.
#34
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#35
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one good reason is that they are so shady and their accents are kinda fake. i think they are actually from like china or something and they want to kill us all.


What accent?

Most Canadians live from Quebec to British Columbia. Not everyone here has a Newfy or maritime accent...
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#36
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edit: when the world plunges into another ice age, we will take over the world! POLAR BEAR CAVALRY FTW!

#37
hey i'm not knoking accents cuq people tell me that i have a thick Louisianna accent but yeah. i was just bored so i decided to state something semi-offensive about our close naighbors Canada. i'm doing mexico next.
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#38
Also, as some guy previously stated, Rush redeems Canada.

I'm off to see Rush next month! XD
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