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#1
Seriously, do you think people are attracted to someone who plays guitar? I keep hearing on UG about how someone or another needs some acoustic ballads to impress some chick, does it actually work?

I'm personally very attracted to female musicians (ruling out pop princesses who arn't actually musicians anyway) and currently have a huge crush on the bassist from Sick Puppies. Its probably just cause I need a bassist for my band and she has boobies, but still, omg, so attractive.
#2
If you're in a band, it tends to be more poon-positive than just being a bedroom guitarist.
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#4
I read somewhere "4 out of 5 scientists agree people who play a instrument (guitar) get more dates"
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#5
im not attracted to female musicians.........i hope females are attracted to male musicians though..........
#7
Ugh, crap. How do you add polls to posts after you post them? I ment to put one in but spaced on it, lol.
#10
yes it does - unless your the ultimate goon and you look like the ugly bus reversed over your face in which case guitar won't help.

But for a moderately attractive, down to earth guy - a guitar WILL help you
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#11
unless it gets you dough too
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#12
It does, but only in a band/campfire situation. In a band, people think your cool. At a camp fire, the gasses make you tired, therefore more likely to want to cuddle up to someone. That being said, Guitar + camp fire = life of party = cuddle up time. Also, Cuddle up time + later that night = "action" That's RentACar's math lesson
#13
I've never used it to my advantage. I'm too much of a pussy.

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#14
Hasn't worked for me , but i do look like the Grinch at Easter.
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#15
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yes, but is that why you play? dude play to play not to get ass


he's right (assuming it's a he), getting ass should be a fringe benefit to playing music, not the main aim
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Quote by RentACar
It does, but only in a band/campfire situation. In a band, people think your cool. At a camp fire, the gasses make you tired, therefore more likely to want to cuddle up to someone. That being said, Guitar + camp fire = life of party = cuddle up time. Also, Cuddle up time + later that night = "action" That's RentACar's math lesson


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he's right (assuming it's a he), getting ass should be a fringe benefit to playing music, not the main aim


^thank you you're as much as a genius as I am, which is not a good compliment, but still...
#19
ill have to agree w/ paper shredder about female musicians, but at an honor band thing for school I had some fat chick ask for my email, I just said no instantly lmao. but yeah if you play guitar/bass (like me) your probably more likely to get poon.
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#20
Yes, I'm not in a band, I'm not that good looking, I have no social grace whatsoever, I'm not smart, and yet I have a hot girlfriend.
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#21
it is very true. guitar or any instrument for that matter makes girls think you are more creative. and that leads to more emotions and that leads to a better all around boyfriend rather than some jock on the field who hits peoople for fun. dont get me wrong i play football and baseball too. its just proven. but dont play to get girls thats gay and infact probably works in the reverse effect if you play to get ass.
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#22
It does work, but like everyone else said, don't play to get ass, just be cool about it and they'll come to you. Of course you have to be able to play halfway decent too and the whole "in a band with long hair" factor is something that doesn't hurt to play off of.
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#24
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it is very true. guitar or any instrument for that matter makes girls think you are more creative. and that leads to more emotions and that leads to a better all around boyfriend rather than some jock on the field who hits peoople for fun. dont get me wrong i play football and baseball too. its just proven. but dont play to get girls thats gay and infact probably works in the reverse effect if you play to get ass.

#25
HA! Guitar does work, but i got dumped because everytime i talked on the phone to my girlfriend i spent the whole time playing guitar and not actually listening to what she was saying. "whadyasay?" "ah... ok" "cool" "awww. that sux" "mhm"

They tend to get upset when you pay more attention to your guitar than you do to them...

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#27
honestly? my guitar gets more @ss than a toilet seat.

but it doesnt ever share
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#28
It doesn't if you play that heavy death metal stuff. In fact that stuff will probably make your chances worse than what they were before. Unless of course she is also into that crazy death metal stuff. Then yea, you will get some ass. *imagines rough death-metal sex*

..ewww
#29
OH YEAH it does. But of course, I'm not that bad looking to begin with.

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#31
playing guitar got me my first gf. i asked her wat attracted her to me and she said that i was cute and played guitar. most girls want me to play mcr crap and i say no dont wanna insult my guitars lol
#32
Yes, but just don't jump around like a gay idiot trying to look cool I did...they lost interest
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#36
Quote by Vantage
I had to keep reading the thread title because I thought it said "Can guitar get in your ass?"




i know i was disappointed too.
#38
well i'm not sure if it got me my gf, but it probably helped.
she said that she liked the fact that i play guitar. she thinks its kool. which is awesome

she loves metal, i love and play metal. works out well

been with her for nearly 6 months now


so yes, guitar can help you get chicks
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#39
i hope
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#40
Guitar = blunt object.

Combine that with the strap as a restraining device, and you got yourself a girl-catching machine!

Just don't get caught.
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