#1
Ok, I need to memorize all the presidents by Monday. I have the attention span of about....what?


I need something metal or rock or punk or ska or anything that isn't gay to help me learn the presidents ASAP. That or I fail my History class test which would suck cause than I couldn't play guitar or ANYTHING! NO MUSIC!!! NO NICE GUITAR TO PLAY! NO SHOWERS! Well...maybe not that far...

PLEASE HELLLP

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#2
story association is a good technique, but i don't know how to properly explain it
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#3
Well look at it this way its not as many as you think.

Clinton and Bush should spring to mind cos there so recent. There were two Bushes so theres three. Theres four on Rushmore - thats seven. Then theres a handful of other really famous ones such as JFK.

You should get around 15 without thinking too hard.

So thats roughly 30 left

EDIT: Cleveland was the 22nd and 24th so theres anohter one you can knock off
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#4
Just woodshed a list of them(woodshedding meens read it over and over and over and over and over and over) then recite them outloud, and it mnight work better if you learn the first 5, recite em, learn the next five, then recite the first 10, and so on and so forth. im canadian so i dont know Presidents but that works for me when i have to memorize stuff
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How does metal/rock/ska help you learn the presidents faster? Or was that a joke about you having a really short attention span?

Just curious.



Cause you can relate music to anything somehow... It's easier to remember something if it's done with something you like.
#8
Im a Brit and i could name all 50 states. And probably most of the presidents.
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#11
Use "I've been Everywhere" but change it to "They've been President". And for most if you just remember the last name, the first will come to you.
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#14
Do you know there names now - if not i recommend you look it up and check which ones you dont think you'll remember
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#16
I could name around 35 and I'm a 15 year old from Canada. Instead of complaining on UG, go study. you have a full day.
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Well you probably know alot of them. It's only 43. Not like you have to memorize all 60 states



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Well you probably know alot of them. It's only 43. Not like you have to memorize all 60 states

theres 60 states now? last i checked ther was only 50
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#21
cheat. And i dont know why americans focus so much on their presidents and the names of the states and all that........its **** boring.
#24
Oh....well then good one. I laughed until i realized it might not have been sarcasm.
#26
well i had to and i cheated with my cell phone make contacts with the number of the president in your contacts 1-43 and just look off that
#28
I'm a foreigner and I know the states and the presidents.
How hard is it to know something about your OWN country ffs ?
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#29
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Its like memorizing the 50 states ...



but most people know all of those already magically somehow?
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#30
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but most people know all of those already magically somehow?



The states are easy. You hear something about a state or two everyday. Not the Presidents...
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The states are easy. You hear something about a state or two everyday. Not the Presidents...



yeah thats how
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#33
Man, with all due haste, search out a book called "Yo, Millard Fillmore!". I read that years and years ago, and I still remember over 35 or so presidents just from that.