#1
A couple of months ago I tried this out to some success, but most of you probably don't remember it, so I'll explain anyway.

You guys can ask me anything, and I'll try to answer as best as I can. You can ask me for my opinions, for advice, some trivia, I love creativity!.
#2
Whats the meaning of life?
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

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#4
Quote by zep_n_gun
Whats the meaning of life?

That's a tough one, but I'll tell you what the meaning of life to me is. Positivity. Do what you do that makes you happy, while always trying to better yourself and society. Be humble and live without regrets.
#5
413... i googled it.....
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I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

Gear:
Galveston Doubleneck
Peavey 5150
Slash Wah
#6
Quote by Gooze
That's a tough one, but I'll tell you what the meaning of life to me is. Positivity. Do what you do that makes you happy, while always trying to better yourself and society. Be humble and live without regrets.


That was lame. I thought this was gonna be some quality pit bull****
#7
Quote by Gooze
That's a tough one, but I'll tell you what the meaning of life to me is. Positivity. Do what you do that makes you happy, while always trying to better yourself and society. Be humble and live without regrets.


what if anxiety always holds you back?
#8
Quote by metaldud536
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

I keep asking myself this one, but I can't figure it out. For some reason I end up biting them to get to the center. Maybe impatience is one of the things wrong with society today. We should spend our time trying to figure that out, before we worry about tootsie pops.
#9
Quote by metaldud536
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?



Well if by "center" you mean a girls vagina, then i'd say about 230 or so. Oh. Tootsie-pop.
...didnt see that part.

Nevermind.
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rblotnicky- you are one of the best posters for the sex threads and the one who gets most fun

but jeezo

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rblotnicky...you are my god
#10
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That was lame. I thought this was gonna be some quality pit bull****


CORRECTION: ASS TITTIES AND ICYHOT. I'M GOING TO DIE THE WAY I LIVED.
#11
Quote by zep_n_gun
Whats the meaning of life?

42
proof
Last edited by Nugi at Sep 8, 2007,
#12
What is the size of your dong?

haha jk. I dont want to scare you here...

What sound does a doggy make?
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rblotnicky- you are one of the best posters for the sex threads and the one who gets most fun

but jeezo

Quote by P. Townshend
rblotnicky...you are my god
#13
Why are you only answers about the issues with society?
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#14
Quote by metaldud536
what if anxiety always holds you back?


Sounds like you need some grass.
#15
Quote by rblotnicky
What is the size of your dong?

haha jk. I dont want to scare you here...


What sound does a doggy make?


8 inches.

Moo.
#16
Quote by Gooze
Sounds like you need some grass.


Listen to the man, he speaks truthful words.
Quote by fire within
rblotnicky- you are one of the best posters for the sex threads and the one who gets most fun

but jeezo

Quote by P. Townshend
rblotnicky...you are my god
#17
Quote by metalisbest
Why are you only answers about the issues with society?


Since I answered two questions in a row like that, so now you think that they all are, apparently.
#18
Who are the top three hottest woman in the world?
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Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


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I just look like some homo.
#19
Quote by Gooze
8 inches.

Moo.


hehe. good answer.
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rblotnicky- you are one of the best posters for the sex threads and the one who gets most fun

but jeezo

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rblotnicky...you are my god
#20
Quote by Gooze
Since I answered two questions in a row like that, so now you think that they all are, apparently.



They were gettin kinda deep is all im saying... and about issues with society, and two is enough to start a pattern

btw the answer actually is 42... I asked a super nerd in my school that one day, and he told me that it all adds up to it.


haha Im better than Gooze on this.


jk
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I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.


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Rape: Is it in you?
#21
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They were gettin kinda deep is all im saying... and about issues with society, and two is enough to start a pattern

btw the answer actually is 42... I asked a super nerd in my school that one day, and he told me that it all adds up to it.


haha Im better than Gooze on this.


jk


I do believe your super nerd was wrong. The myth goes that everything adds up to 21.

That is if the super nerd I asked that once is wrong... hmm...
Quote by fire within
rblotnicky- you are one of the best posters for the sex threads and the one who gets most fun

but jeezo

Quote by P. Townshend
rblotnicky...you are my god
#22
What sound does a turtle make?
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#24
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I do believe your super nerd was wrong. The myth goes that everything adds up to 21.

That is if the super nerd I asked that once is wrong... hmm...


Well if you study numerology, you will learn many different things and theories I'm sure. I do know that 42 is just a reference from The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Books/Movie.
#25
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
What sound does a turtle make?


False. Everyone knows turtles are mutes.
#26
This is my 2nd year of college. I've stuck between a physics major and a geology major, and they're almost completely different from one another. Which do I choose?

Physics requires 6 more years of school and pays great, but geology just requires a 4-year degree but comes with no respect.

Decisions decisions.......
#27
Quote by Gooze
False. Everyone knows turtles are mutes.



Everyone, eh?





ok. if i jumped in a upside down puddle on my head, which way would the splash go?
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#28
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sticking to the topic - how do i make a pecan pie?


This how I always do it.
#29
Gooze, who are the three most beautiful women in the world!!!!??!?!?!
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


Quote by rabidguitarist
I just look like some homo.
#30
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
Everyone, eh?




ok. if i jumped in a upside down puddle on my head, which way would the splash go?


Oh **** they are... I mean, yeah, I knew that.

Also, to answer your questions, I think you'd just had kicked yourself in the the teeth, I'm not sure about the water though.
#31
Quote by yoshixxx7
Gooze, who are the three most beautiful women in the world!!!!??!?!?!


I' was about to reply to your older post and I saw this. I don't know the answer, yet! What do you say we go on an epic, world-traveling adventure to seek out these women. I'll even let your have number 3.
#32
Quote by Gooze
Oh **** they are... I mean, yeah, I knew that.

Also, to answer your questions, I think you'd just had kicked yourself in the the teeth, I'm not sure about the water though.



False, You cant have an upside down puddle since the water would fall to the ground... Muahahaha
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#33
Can God microwave a hot pocket so hot that even he wouldn't be able to eat it?
I Dig Music.


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#34
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
False, You cant have an upside down puddle since the water would fall to the ground... Muahahaha


Well, you can't jump into something that is on your head either, and that was my main point. So how did you prove me wrong?
#35
Gooze, why is it that as technology allows us to connect with other people in more ways and more easily, yet people feel increasingly lonely?
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


Quote by rabidguitarist
I just look like some homo.
#36
Quote by The_Okie
Can God microwave a hot pocket so hot that even he wouldn't be able to eat it?

I don't know, can microwaves work in heaven?
#37
Quote by Gooze
Well, you can't jump into something that is on your head either, and that was my main point. So how did you prove me wrong?



well the puddle wasnt on your head, you jumped, and landed in the puddle on your head.
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I LOVE KENSAI
Last edited by RaNdoM-FeLiX at Sep 9, 2007,
#38
Quote by yoshixxx7
Gooze, why is it that as technology allows us to connect with other people in more ways and more easily, yet people feel increasingly lonely?


We are becoming self aware of how fat and pitiful we are as we rely on this technology for communication and everyone is basically needy as **** and insecure.
#39
Quote by Gooze
We are becoming self aware of how fat and pitiful we are as we rely on this technology for communication and everyone is basically needy as **** and insecure.


It's kind of like in the matrix. We're all connected to technology, yet at the same time it confines us. And most people choose to stay connected, relying on it to be their reality.
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


Quote by rabidguitarist
I just look like some homo.
#40
i thought the same, that turtles couldnt make any noise... but then there i was at a zoo in hilo hi, when my girl friend and i heard the strangest grunting noise comming from a near by enclosure. to our amazement it was a turtle! he had mounted the back of, (what i can only assume,) was one of his female companions, and with each thrust would let out this strange grunt. however the funny part came when a mom and her two young childern arrived... hehe, explain that one mommy... :P

ohh, a question. why aren't poler bears bears?