#1
if there was one celebrity u could kill who would it be?

for me itd be rosie o donnell so fast i cant stand her fat lesbo ass
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Jessica Simpson!
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#4
Paris Hilton. Famous for being rich and a stupid spoiled *****...video playset.
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#8
Oprah. Hands down. Most annoying bitch on the planet.
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#9
All of them? Celebrities likely want to kill themselves as EVERYONE knows their life stories. So (say you were famous) you may be meeting a new person, but to that person, they likely already know your life story.

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#10
does nobody not agree with the killing of rosie o donnell AM I ALL ALONE HERE!
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i agree with killing o donnel but id prefer like lindsay lohan or britney spears to die first
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#12
sebastian bach god i hate his guts he is really close with axle rose for being a dick on my list
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#13
ginger kids.....
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Paris Hilton
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#15
lindsay lohan.. paris hilton and jessica simpson
but first i would **** all of them
#16
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lindsay lohan.. paris hilton and jessica simpson
but first i would **** all of them


I believe you have that in the wrong order kill them then **** them.
#17
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if there was one celebrity u could kill who would it be?

for me itd be rosie o donnell so fast i cant stand her fat lesbo ass


You sounded a lot like a homophobe right then....=/


And for me, it would be Tom Cruise. I honestly don't know why, he just doesn't need to be around.

I honestly don't think many would miss him. His prime is over, all the good movies he could make have been made, he hasn't starred in anything decent in years, and he's a lunatic.
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#19
Lindsay Lohan
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Methinks everyone who answered has a slight jealousy chip on the shoulder.

god u caught me im guilty im so jealous of rosie o donnel if only i was as fat and annoying as her damn me for being so skinny and normal
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#22
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god u caught me im guilty im so jealous of rosie o donnel if only i was as fat and annoying as her damn me for being so skinny and normal


You sound like a bitter ex or something. Just cool your jets. It's not like her actions directly affect you. Live and let live, motherfucker.
#23
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god u caught me im guilty im so jealous of rosie o donnel if only i was as fat and annoying as her damn me for being so skinny and normal

Things she has that you don't

1) Celebrity
2) Money out the ass

Things you probably have that she doesn't

1) Faint guise of talent


So, yeah. You're jealous of her fat obnoxious talentless ass because she's got exponentially more pull in the world than you more-than-likely ever will.


The point I'm trying to make is that whether you love or passionately hate a celebrity, you're still obsessing and giving her more celebrity. Shut up and let her fade away.
#26
Can't believe Bono hasn't been said yet. Seriously. Worst dude.
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#27
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Methinks everyone who answered has a slight jealousy chip on the shoulder.


No man. I'm jealous of Bill Gates. I'm jealous of Brad Pitt. I'm jealous of Steve Vai. And know what? It's ok. It's human nature to want what others have and you don't. But I don't hate them or wish them bad things. Bill Gates deserves each drop of recognition and money that he has.
But Paris Hilton is just a spoiled wrath, that probably if she wasn't the daughter of Hilton, she would probably be a *****...
I'm for sure not jealous about her.
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#29
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No man. I'm jealous of Bill Gates. I'm jealous of Brad Pitt. I'm jealous of Steve Vai. And know what? It's ok. It's human nature to want what others have and you don't. But I don't hate them or wish them bad things. Bill Gates deserves each drop of recognition and money that he has.
But Paris Hilton is just a spoiled wrath, that probably if she wasn't the daughter of Hilton, she would probably be a *****...
I'm for sure not jealous about her.

I repeat:

Things she has that you don't

1) Celebrity
2) Money out the ass

Things you probably have that she doesn't

1) Faint guise of talent


So, yeah. You're jealous of her obnoxious talentless ass because she's got exponentially more pull in the world than you more-than-likely ever will.


The point I'm trying to make is that whether you love or passionately hate a celebrity, you're still obsessing and giving her more celebrity. Shut up and let her fade away.
#32
Hmmm.

If I ever find myself hating someone I don't know even know enough to want them dead, I may just off myself instead.