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#1
Hey there Pit, LONG time reader, first time theadstarter!

I got this whacky idea after I...

wanked it to a gif of that stephanie chick, the one where it shows her metamorphing into a LEGAL age stripper.

Yeah

Anyway you know what to do.
#5
Ummm, some pretty wierd **** well I think the wierdest one was when I was playing a game and decided I was gonna wank it to the next chck I was on tv well the next girl was one of those save the children sponsors that was really wierd.
#9
Quote by tayroar
Ummm, some pretty wierd **** well I think the wierdest one was when I was playing a game and decided I was gonna wank it to the next chck I was on tv well the next girl was one of those save the children sponsors that was really wierd.



Either you're really fucked up, or you made that up.
#11
Quote by smirnoff_black
Wanked it to a chick in the crowd on a super nintendo game, NHLPA Hockey '93 (I paused it).

dood is that even possable like the graphics were so bad on snes she musta looked like one huge pixel lmao well kudos to u i doubt i could ever do that
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#14
Quote by dissident52
Either you're really fucked up, or you made that up.


No not one of the kids the lady the was sponsoring them that got like the picture of the kid.
#15
lol... um... once when I was a young fella playing tony hawk's underground I made a female skater and put the skimpiest possible outfit on her I could, and she had on... like a coconut bra type thing on, and i was messin with the camera until I could get it to just barely go past the coconut so that it actually showed the skin under their... and behold! a blue star where her nipple should be..... and I proceeded to lock the camera right there and... you know the rest..... that was stupid... I can't think of anything else, that was the weirdest one
#16
Quote by acersucks
Wonder Bread. Don't ask.

dont worry i wont (HOW THE ****!!) lmao
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Esp Ec-1000 trans blue
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#17
well, this is slightly related, but just as entertaining. i hope. late one night i got home from my gf's and i had a case of the ol blue balls, so decided to go ahead and take care of it. well i was kneeling on my bed, finished the job, then next thing i know im on my back wondering how the hell i got there, needless to say i fainted. very manly. i should mention that i hadnt been getting enough sleep, and may or may not have been medicated, i cant remember.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#18
Quote by tayroar
No not one of the kids the lady the was sponsoring them that got like the picture of the kid.
...I had a really hard time reading this.
#19
Well about the Wonder Bread... I didn't really wank it to it, I uhhh... kinda porked it...
#20
Quote by The4thHorsemen
lol... um... once when I was a young fella playing tony hawk's underground I made a female skater and put the skimpiest possible outfit on her I could, and she had on... like a coconut bra type thing on, and i was messin with the camera until I could get it to just barely go past the coconut so that it actually showed the skin under their... and behold! a blue star where her nipple should be..... and I proceeded to lock the camera right there and... you know the rest..... that was stupid... I can't think of anything else, that was the weirdest one

thats just sad..... BUT HILAROUS!
three years
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Esp Ec-1000 trans blue
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
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#21
Quote by acersucks
Well about the Wonder Bread... I didn't really wank it to it, I uhhh... kinda porked it...



HAHAHA.

wtf dude !? how do you get off to bread? i can understand a sandwich but bread by itself?
#22
wierdest one for me was
well it was a lonely rainy day and after playing with my guitar for 4 hours straight i noticed it was looking at me funny so i proceded to introduce myself to it maybe take the relationship a little further, i ended up getting rejected by my bc rich warlock so i went in the bathroom and wacked off to it....
three years
My Gear:
Esp Ec-1000 trans blue
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
BC Rich Bronze Series Warlock
Yamaha F310
Crate V18
metal muff with top boast
Line 6 Spider III 75 Watt Amp
Ernie Ball Slinkys
Monster cable
Jazz III Picks
#23
Quote by acersucks
Well about the Wonder Bread... I didn't really wank it to it, I uhhh... kinda porked it...


Sigged
#24
Let's just say I was reeeeeely horny and I just wanted to get the "full expirience" while watching porn...
#25
Quote by acersucks
Let's just say I was reeeeeely horny and I just wanted to get the "full expirience" while watching porn...



Freak
#27
Quote by petey gunnz
wierdest one for me was
well it was a lonely rainy day and after playing with my guitar for 4 hours straight i noticed it was looking at me funny so i proceded to introduce myself to it maybe take the relationship a little further, i ended up getting rejected by my bc rich warlock so i went in the bathroom and wacked off to it....


that's really hot... let me get them digitssssssssssss...
#30
Quote by acersucks


Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#31


Edit: damn smilie ain't working^

Edit2: nvm...
Last edited by acersucks at Sep 9, 2007,
#33
Quote by acersucks


That is realllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sad and disturbing cause once i see a loaf i'll look at it the same.
#34
Well one time I really needed to beat the meat.... and there I was watching some video when bam, some chick on msn is having a cry to me.. so I'm there jerking it with one hand and with the other, typing words of advice and comfort. She wasn't just having a nightly tear, this was an extreme case.. But that wasn't stopping me. I dunno if that's really weird or not. But having a jerk + comforting a chick..?
#35
Well at first you think "wtf am I doing, my family eats this bread" but then it's like "ahhh ya, that's the stuff..."
#36
Quote by metaldier
Well one time I really needed to beat the meat.... and there I was watching some video when bam, some chick on msn is having a cry to me.. so I'm there jerking it with one hand and with the other, typing words of advice and comfort. She wasn't just having a nightly tear, this was an extreme case.. But that wasn't stopping me. I dunno if that's really weird or not. But having a jerk + comforting a chick..?


Is it bad that this is an often occurence not necessarily comforting them but talking to them and possibly fantasizing bout them at the same time I'm defineately a 15 year old and yes I agree with you up there wonder bread will now make me laugh forever I hope this becomes the new Icy Hot.
#37
Ah I already thought of one Icy Hot the best thing to masturbate with since sliced bread.
#38
Quote by tayroar
Ah I already thought of one Icy Hot the best thing to masturbate with since sliced bread.

.......


......nice
#39
Quote by acersucks
Let's just say I was reeeeeely horny and I just wanted to get the "full expirience" while watching porn...



That's what everyone does you twat.
Dickless.
#40
Quote by MetalMilitia212


That's what everyone does you twat.



dont worry i already took care of that FREAK
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