#1
It has come to my attention that the Column Faggot we know and hate love, paintITblack39, is in fact night paint or a cute duck like his avatar has led us to believe! After careful investigation into the Chicago suburbs where the little tyke lives, I've come to a startling conclusion!


He is in fact, Babs McBabberton of East Michigan's Sex Offenders!



When I told Paint of my knowledge of his true identity, he proceeded to give me an angry banana:



Guys I'm currently running across the country trying to get away from his hitman, and I'll reply every chance I can stop in at a highway cafe. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!! HE IS SATAN!


Get off my lawn.
#4
I still owe you one as well
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Banned.


Payback is a bitch.
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#5
ahaaahaa
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#6
oh lawd!!!
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#10
He was supposed to be unbanned on January 1st, 2025, but he did some special favors...
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#11
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Is that a man or a woman?


I can't tell you. But let's just say "it" has a penis and a vagina.
Get off my lawn.
#12
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He was supposed to be unbanned on January 1st, 2025, but he did some special favors...

O_o
Why didn't you keep the favors and leave him banned?
#13
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Why didn't you keep the favors and leave him banned?


Cause I hold his ducklings hostage.
Get off my lawn.