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#2
'Science is confirming what most women know: When given the choice for a mate, men go for good looks.'


No sh*t Sherlock
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Quote by _Mayday_
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#3
Yea, i always prefer my women delerious with a fever of some sort. But preferably not cholera or typhoid.
#4
Good old science
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#5
What. The. ****. ¬_¬


Sorry my internets are ****ing up, Hope I dont get banned for that
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Quote by _Mayday_
Fellow Transformers, it has come to my attention that we have the mighty Megatron in our midst!




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#7
yeah i read this article like a month or so ago... at least if not then it was somethin very similar
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Quote by Lord-Hypnos
What. The. ****. ¬_¬


Sorry my internets are ****ing up, Hope I dont get banned for that


Just delete two of them

EDIT -> Delete post
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#14
Quote by Yakult
Just delete two of them

EDIT -> Delete post



Ah thanks buddy

I feel like a noob now
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#17
That sounds like the easiest job ever
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#19
In my local newspaper the other week, one of the main titles on the front cover was;


Studies show that people who live further from hospitals are more likely to die


Lulz.
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#20
Quote by Metal claw
Cool, but I would have been more impressed if they studied 5600 men and 5710 women.




That means there are 5710 women who should be in kitchens across the country making their men sammiches, that are taking some poll.
#21
Quote by Lord-Hypnos
'Science is confirming what most women know: When given the choice for a mate, men go for good looks.'


No sh*t Sherlock


haha

YES!
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#22
Quote by JamieB
In my local newspaper the other week, one of the main titles on the front cover was;


Studies show that people who live further from hospitals are more likely to die


Lulz.


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#23
Quote by JamieB
In my local newspaper the other week, one of the main titles on the front cover was;


Studies show that people who live further from hospitals are more likely to die


Lulz.


lmao at that
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Quote by _Mayday_
Fellow Transformers, it has come to my attention that we have the mighty Megatron in our midst!




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#24
Quote by tyronelab


That means there are 5710 women who should be in kitchens across the country making their men sammiches, that are taking some poll.


I don't know about you, but I usually let teh wimmin make enough sandwiches for the day early in the morning so that they have time to roam around and graze later on.
#25
Quote by Metal claw
I don't know about you, but I usually let teh wimmin make enough sandwiches for the day early in the morning so that they have time to roam around and graze later on.



Fresh is better. They should at least be down the supermarket buying goods to use for the sammich making of the next day.
#27
Quote by JamieB
In my local newspaper the other week, one of the main titles on the front cover was;


Studies show that people who live further from hospitals are more likely to die


Lulz.
That's nothing. One of my local papers once had "Woman Dies of Natural Causes".

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess it was a slow news week.
#28
Quote by sadistic_monkey
That's nothing. One of my local papers once had "Woman Dies of Natural Causes".

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess it was a slow news week.


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Quote by _Mayday_
Fellow Transformers, it has come to my attention that we have the mighty Megatron in our midst!




Ninja of the Ninja Club
#29
Quote by sadistic_monkey
That's nothing. One of my local papers once had "Woman Dies of Natural Causes".

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess it was a slow news week.

It's always a slow news week for my local rag. I recall on 'story' a few years ago which basically told(over about 1/4 of a page) how someone almost got mugged.
#30
Quote by JamieB
In my local newspaper the other week, one of the main titles on the front cover was;


Studies show that people who live further from hospitals are more likely to die


Lulz.

#31
Now that there's research money well spent.
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#33
Talk about stating the ****ing obvious. Shouldn't they be curing Cancer and battling Bird Flu?
No. Instead they're researching and telling everyone what we already know.
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#36
Quote by MightyAl
It's always a slow news week for my local rag. I recall on 'story' a few years ago which basically told(over about 1/4 of a page) how someone almost got mugged.


lmao, almost mugged wtf lol pretzel
#38
Like a man would wanna marry a girl who looks like a man.

Does it really take science to figure that one out?!
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