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#1
I searched, but if theres already a thread about this tell me.

what is the coolest way youve asked a girl to homecoming?

i have no stories....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#2
I only went to prom, and even then I didn't try to think of some over-elaborate scheme for asking the girl. I just walked up and asked. Guess that makes me boring...
#3
asked her to homecoming
she denied me
so i tied her up
dragged her to my car
beat her to death
and raped her supple sweet dead body..

...o yeah...

....

wait what were we talking about?
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#4
well,

it all started one cool breezy night in late summer...

...and then i asked her if she wanted to go to homecoming with me, and she said "you're a loser".

so i went with a friend and it was ok...
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#5
gave a girl my jersey to wear for our homecoming varisty football game.. then asked her that since we were on the topic..if she would go with me...its workd 3 years straight so well see about this year
#6
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gave a girl my jersey to wear for our homecoming varisty football game.. then asked her that since we were on the topic..if she would go with me...its workd 3 years straight so well see about this year


same girl?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#7
the same girl for my fresman and sophmore years, and a different one for my junior year.
moral of the story... be 6'5 260 pounds and play offensive tackle.
#8
threw a paper ball at her head that said wanna go to homecoming

kinda gay eh?

edit: after the initial small wave of anger (i chucked it pretty hard) she said yes
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Last edited by ep1kz at Sep 9, 2007,
#9
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the same girl for my fresman and sophmore years, and a different one for my junior year.
moral of the story... be 6'5 260 pounds and play offensive tackle.


ive never played football in my life.....but if it works.......

no it wont work for me....

Edit:^did it work?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#10
i dont get the point of askin a chick to a football game, i hang out with girls at homecoming but i dont make a date out of it
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#11
the same girl for my fresman and sophmore years, and a different one for my junior year.
moral of the story... be 6'5 260 pounds and play offensive tackle.



omg , forty pounds and im there. honestly i play O tackle and im 6'5
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#12
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i dont get the point of askin a chick to a football game, i hang out with girls at homecoming but i dont make a date out of it

Homecoming as in the DANCE.
#13
I assume homecoming is like formal's that we have over here.

If they are then I didn't have to ask anyone. I had a couple of girls ask me if I wanted to go with them. I was actually shocked by this .
#14
at my school its a tradition of the girls wearing the guys jerseys to the games and the homecoming game is the biggest game besides our rival game. so they all want our jersesys. you just have to know how to not put yourself in an awkard situation and make the most out of a perfect situation.
#15
I am gonna send her flowers in her second period probably.
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#17
Quote by Downfall929
i dont get the point of askin a chick to a football game, i hang out with girls at homecoming but i dont make a date out of it


Fail!

I don't go to homecoming with chicks (intentionally, I know I could get one to go with me, I just choose not to), I just go and make it a miserable experience for everyone
#18
Quote by ep1kz
threw a paper ball at her head that said wanna go to homecoming

kinda gay eh?

edit: after the initial small wave of anger (i chucked it pretty hard) she said yes



haha thats just awesome.
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#19
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I am gonna send her flowers in her second period probably.
For a second I thought you meant "period" as in her...time of the month, and I was thinking "Huh?!".
#20
you could just not go with any girl..go out, get drunk will all your homeboys, show up to the dance trashed..and grind with every girl possible.
#21
Well so far, I know two girls that want to go with me. But I don't want to go. Not really all that fun, and it's hella expensive. I'm just going to go to the after parties.
#22
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For a second I thought you meant "period" as in her...time of the month, and I was thinking "Huh?!".


haha, thats exactly what i thought.
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#23
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^^ haha thats so unlegit

You know what's even MORE "unlegit"? Improper grammar! Ha! Take that, fatty!
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people here are idiot.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#24
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You know what's even MORE "unlegit"? Improper grammar! Ha! Take that, fatty!


alright....just gotta cross that line
#25
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For a second I thought you meant "period" as in her...time of the month, and I was thinking "Huh?!".

! You mistook me for someone who dates girls old enough to have a menstrual cycle! You sick bastard!

Here's what I'm hittin':





EDIT: @ HIM

Pshh, NOW I'm crossing the line
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
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#28
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! You mistook me for someone who dates girls old enough to have a menstrual cycle! You sick bastard!

Here's what I'm hittin':




...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#29
let's see

the first girl I just asked and she said she would but her parents wouldn't let her

the second was at a party who I barely knew, she said no in a really bitchy way to I made it a point to ask her every 5 minutes for the rest of the party, everyone thought it was hilarious but her

3rd I asked during class, she said no she was going with friends, she ended up being really bitchy so I called her a bitch indirectly, and I haven't talked to her since

Also I think I asked like 3 other girls I didn't know at that party

This was all for freshman homecoming btw, anyways, I ended up going by myself but still had a kickass time.

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#31
school dances can burn in hell. i went to homecoming my freshman year with some girl, and she ditched me for some other dude. i was pretty emo then i so i was a pansy about it, but last year i just stayed home and played ssb. this year i plan on going to taco bell with a couple friends, playing halo2 and ssb, jamming, and calling the cops on all the people who are drinking underage at after-homecoming parties. same goes for prom.
#32
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let's see

the first girl I just asked and she said she would but her parents wouldn't let her

the second was at a party who I barely knew, she said no in a really bitchy way to I made it a point to ask her every 5 minutes for the rest of the party, everyone thought it was hilarious but her

3rd I asked during class, she said no she was going with friends, she ended up being really bitchy so I called her a bitch indirectly, and I haven't talked to her since

Also I think I asked like 3 other girls I didn't know at that party

This was all for freshman homecoming btw, anyways, I ended up going by myself but still had a kickass time.

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...Nothing you've ever...
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...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
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#33
Never asked anyone...
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#34
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Homecoming sucks.

how... its just an excuse to dry hump a girl then eventually get laid.
#35
we were in the same class and we had a test that day... our teacher was sooo cool so i confronted her after class, so basically i drew a really pretty picture and in big words "will you go to homecoming with me?" and my initials at the bottom and i had my teacher put the paper in the middle of her test.... 20 minutes into the test you hear a huge "OMFG!" and she said yes...


i miss her..
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#36
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your probablly gona get banned for that...just to let you know

I'm actually kinda trying to get banned. Now that schools back UG distracts me
And junior year is supposedly what colleges look at, so yeah. If I get banned I won't be too bummed. Bye guys!!! I will miss the orange thread



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people here are idiot.
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#38
I yelled SUPRISE and had crazy buttseckz w/ her on a desk...she followed me everywhere after that...So I did a barrel roll and jumped out a window to get away from her...then went home to apply icy hot to my wounds
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