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And he laughed about it. I was talking to him and his gf (who calls him all the time) and he got made, so he gave me her cell phone number and i called her on my cellphone with him on the home phone. I used a duke nukem soundboard and had a conversation with her. After a swarm of cusswords from her and her friend, i played some random retarded muisc and she hung up. My freind tells me on the other line that she is crying and thinks some pedofile knows where she lives and is gunna rape her. He made me call her back and appolgize, but then i decided to play some dueling banjos into the phone. She hangs up, screams at my friend and calls me back. I proceded to play some Dethklok (lol) and she gets so pissed that she hangs up and my friend had to hang up too. Now my friend called me back later and said she isn't allowed to call me anymore because her mom (HER MOM) picked up the phone and my freind's gf said i was sexually hurrasing her.

We are plannig to call her again with a Dr Phil and Ace Ventura soundboard next weekend.

Just wanted to share that story. Does anyone else have any funny storries about prank calls?
#2
that happend to me once, and my parents found out. They called the cops, who would have traced the call but the person used Skype.
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#4
i think the important thing here is that you give me the link to the duke nukem soundboard
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#6
congratulations, nicely done
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#7
That's not funny man...

On a side note: Dethklok \m/

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#8
Audio/video or it never happened.

This is very immature, yet funny :/
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and in the time it took to find that picture you could have given me the link...nicely done
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#13
;l. You are stupid. And so is you'r friend for laughing at his own gf. What are you? An immature 12 year old?

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;l. You are stupid. And so is you'r friend for laughing at his own gf. What are you? An immature 12 year old?

careful, you may actually hit the nail on the head with rational remarks like that
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and in the time it took to find that picture you could have given me the link...nicely done


And in the time you took to post that you could have found it.
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#16
What are you, 12?
You are a ****ing moron. That was not funny. Although, I don't know who's more retarded... you or your friend's girlfriend. Crying because some loser is playing music and sound effects on the phone? Talking about crazy...

EDIT: mynamesedson beat me to the 12 year old question.
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;l. You are stupid. And so is you'r friend for laughing at his own gf. What are you? An immature 12 year old?


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What are you, 12?
You are a ****ing moron. That was not funny. Although, I don't know who's more retarded... you or your friend's girlfriend. Crying because some loser is playing music and sound effects on the phone? Talking about crazy...

EDIT: mynamesedson beat me to the 12 year old question.


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and here is the soundboard if you can't fint it

http://www.ventriloharassment.org/Duke.SWF
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Uh oh! *big ass image*
that just removed all doubt...
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#23
man. That's awesome.


Some of my friends did that with the Dr Phil one, but they left a message and my mom picked it up and it was like "I want you to become a lesbian!" or something like that . She then handed over the phone and I could hear my friends laughing in the back and i figured out who it was
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#25
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Wow...you guys need to get over yourselves, it was just a joke

I thought it was funny..



Lets say you were the girl's bf. You still think it would be funey? Obviously the Bf is a butthole. What im trying to say is that the girl doesnt deserve to be treated like that from her own bf she cried for damn sakes.

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Lets say you were the girl's bf. You still think it would be funey? Obviously the Bf is a butthole. What im trying to say is that the girl doesnt deserve to be treated like that from her own bf she cried for damn sakes.

Reply to the big body monitor picture: shutup.


Yeah my freind is an immiture butthole, and i do get sucked into his shennagens somtimes. But she did have it comming, she would litteraly call him the second she got home from school every day and he has not been able to hang out lately because she will never stop calling him (and he lacks a cellphone). Also she has prank-called many of his other friend and his brother.
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Lets say you were the girl's bf. You still think it would be funey? Obviously the Bf is a butthole. What im trying to say is that the girl doesnt deserve to be treated like that from her own bf she cried for damn sakes.

Reply to the big body monitor picture: shutup.


Yes I would still think that it would be 'funey'

It was just a joke, and she must be WAY over sensitive.
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#28
TS the only advice I have for you is that it stops being funny when you make people cry. You need to reel this one back in and make things right with her, so you can ALL laugh about it.

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TS the only advice I have for you is that it stops being funny when you make people cry. You need to reel this one back in and make things right with her, so you can ALL laugh about it.


Did anyone else notice the "I'm feeling lucky" button.


... That would be lucky, indeed!


The thing is, i didn't know she was crying when i was playing the soundboard untill my freind told me to call her back and appolgize. Then agian, i guess being assulted with a barrage of "I've got balls of steel" and "Blow it out your ass" would make anyone cry after a while.
#30
lyke omg yr so mature! r u 12??!??!!

seriously though that is real asshole.
#31
Oh man, Duke Nukem...Brings back great ****ing memories.

"Shake it baby."
"Ya wanna dance?"
"I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum...And I'm all out of gum." (which is a reference to John Carpenter's "They Live" if I'm not mistaken, though slightly altered.)

Duke Nukem 3d was an amazing game at its time. All those classic shooters were ****ing ace. Specifically Doom I/II, and Duke.
#35
i once called a girl and used one of those recordings on a phone of a guy telling off someone and the girl got freaked at started crying but the dumb thing is she kept crying after we told her it was us for about a hour
#36
See. I found this to be hilarious. If it had happened to me (Which it has before), I'd just hang up, or get my own soundboard going, and just duke it out with em till they give up.
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Yeah my freind is an immiture butthole, and i do get sucked into his shennagens somtimes. But she did have it comming, she would litteraly call him the second she got home from school every day and he has not been able to hang out lately because she will never stop calling him (and he lacks a cellphone). Also she has prank-called many of his other friend and his brother.

She's his girlfriend you stupid ****. You're honestly the stupidest ****ing chud I have ever encountered on UG.
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