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#1
yeah my ex just asked me if i would have a 3 some with her and her roomate... omg i cant even comprehend how awsome this is, uhhhh has anyone else had a 3 some.
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#3
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I heard that threesomes affect your writing abilities?


lol wtf
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#5
Yeah, they're not always as glamorous as you'd think. Someone usually gets "left out," and that's never good. The two threesomes I was involved in weren't very enjoyable for me.
#7
no you aren't, you don't have an ex, she doesn't have a roommate and you are certainly not having a threesome.
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#8
wait, your EX asked you to go for a threesome?
umm...
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no you aren't, you don't have an ex, she doesn't have a roommate and you are certainly not having a threesome.


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#10
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Yeah, they're not always as glamorous as you'd think. Someone usually gets "left out," and that's never good. The two threesomes I was involved in weren't very enjoyable for me.


what do you mean like the two girls just really went at it without you?

still its something i must do as a man
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#11
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wait, your EX asked you to go for a threesome?
umm...



we are still good friends, and sleep together every now and then
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#12
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what do you mean like the two girls just really went at it without you?

still its something i must do as a man

Lol.

I certainly won't say you shouldn't. Hell, you might dominate this whole 'threesome' thing.

But yeah, they were pretty much all over one another, leaving me to say, "Wtf?"
#13
****, either you're lying or you're a lucky son of a bitch... and try to not leave one or the other out so you can avoid the awkwardness I've heard about.
#14
yeah, i totally will, they are pretty into eachother so i hope i dont end up like you,,


anyways there will be 2 very dissapointed women and one verry pleased man
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#15
sounds swell!

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#16
what's the point of that? just a quick physical pleasure. leaves you feeling empty afterwards.
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#17
Sketchy, she probably read what I said about stealing your girlfriend in that other thread and got so turned on that she needs some action.

You better thank me, bitch.

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#18
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what's the point of that? just a quick physical pleasure. leaves you feeling empty afterwards.


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#19
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Nothing lasts forever.

neither do you. Think about it...
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#20
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Sketchy, she probably read what I said about stealing your girlfriend in that other thread and got so turned on that she needs some action.

You better thank me, bitch.

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lol ok thanks bud, ill send you the pics
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#21
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lol ok thanks bud, ill send you the pics


Screw that. Gimme the address and let me borrow your cam-corder.

Still pictures are for children. We need to capture the action.
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#22
if you do get left out, the only thing better than a 3some with 2 chicks is watching 2 chicks go at it. imho its a win-win situation

edit: perhaps the roommate has some 'extra' pieces below, and your ex wants to surprise you
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#24
Either way, enjoy the hell out of it, especially since she invited YOU. That's a rare treat.
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#26
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ok. 123 fake street

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lol

you forgot the zip code, fucktard!
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#27
Zip code 00666

EDIT: actually make that 69666
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#28
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what's the point of that? just a quick physical pleasure. leaves you feeling empty afterwards.

I hope you realize you just flamed sex, the almighty. A brotha can get shot sayin that kinda stuff 'round these parts.
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#29
I might have to pull out my .04 caliber, O.O
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#30
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I might have to pull out my .04 caliber, O.O

are you saying that your penis is .04 in diameter?
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#32
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#34
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That would really suck wouldn't it
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#35
hi-def video or it didn't happen?
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#36
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what's the point of that? just a quick physical pleasure. leaves you feeling empty afterwards.


It doesn't have to be quick
#37
Do it. If you find yourself getting left out, maneuver yourself back into the fray. Not very difficult.
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#38
Don't do it! It will ruin all relationships you have in the future! It will make you feel cheap and used! Send her (them) to me. I'll take care of it for you so you don't have to put up with the shame.

What a nice guy I am.


But also, how old are you?
#39
It sounds like your ex is trying to mess with your head. She's trying to build you up for disappointment.
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#40
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It sounds like your ex is trying to mess with your head. She's trying to build you up for disappointment.



That's a really good point.

Beware.
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