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#1
AHHHH!
no matter how many times i have made toast in the morning,
every freaking single time, it scares the **** outta me!
im just mindin my own business cooking an egg and,
(toaster noise) POP the toast pops up like it was stalking me
just waiting till i was off guard.
i think my toaster is watching me <_>
#2
Why not wait for the toast to be done?

I must admit you make it sound a bit scary.
#4
Ah, I know what you mean.
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#5
Does anyone else remember The Borrowers?

I bet it's those little guys that do it to you man, your poor little toaster is just a helpless pawn in their evil grand plan
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#6
You should do what my family does and use the grill to make toast.
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#7
Quote by Dinkydaisy
You should do what my family does and use the grill to make toast.



now why would i grill toast at 530 in the morning...
and
lmao
that made my morning
#9
i hate that. the toaster can be on for 3 hours doin my bread, but it just wont pop untill im leaning over it to grab something.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#10
Quote by confusius
Alors! C'est un chamaleon!



My toasters a chameleon?
where'd that come from?
#11
Man i hate it when it happens also, just standing in the kitchen to waste time while im waiting for it and BAM......
#12
my toaster is so retarded it actually throws the toast out of the toaster when its done...what does it expect me to do? catch it? this isnt a freaking movie i want my god dam toast
#13
Quote by mercen11ary
My toasters a chameleon?
where'd that come from?



<_> = chameleon.

I think you meant. >_> <_<

Though more on topic now, I agree with you, toasters can be really scary, though my bathroom is far from the kitchen so there won't be no toast in the bathtub incidents... That is unless the chameleon carries the toaster to the bath.

>_>
<_<
#14
You are not safe, i'll tell you something about toasters you will wish is not true. In my previous life i was a stamp licker, and what i thought was an ordinary day, before work i thought i would have some toast.... so i put the bread in, it cooked, didnt pop, starting turning black, didnt pop, so i leaned over this Toasting Machine for Toasting and then flames erupted out of the top and proppelled the toast at a velocity of 3 x 10^8ms into my forehead, killing me instantly.

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#15
Chickenbutt....OMG LOLOLOL
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#16
Quote by confusius
<_> = chameleon.

I think you meant. >_> <_<

Though more on topic now, I agree with you, toasters can be really scary, though my bathroom is far from the kitchen so there won't be no toast in the bathtub incidents... That is unless the chameleon carries the toaster to the bath.

>_>
<_<


YOU STOLE THAT FROM OUR MSN CONVO!!!!!
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#17
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YOU STOLE THAT FROM OUR MSN CONVO!!!!!
bitch



shite! It wasn't me, it was the chameleon that stole it...


That was a really tacky excuse. I'll leave now.
#20
Quote by radio_schizo
You guys must have pretty intense toasters.


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Treat it as if it were watching you. Look down from the top because the heating turns off right before it pops up. Do unto it as it does unto you. Watch it until it finishes with a menacing, authorative smirk.
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#22
I hate that. Even when im staring at it, waiting, it makes me pack my pants.
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#23
My toaster isnt that bad tbh, normally my kettle scares me more, or overpowers the sound of the toaster popping (its one of them annoying loud ones and when it finally boils it makes a high-pitched sound)

Slightly off-topic, is it just me or is the humble toast the king of breakfasts, it can be done in minutes tastes friking awesome and in general is just great!
#24
/\ Yeah man! It has to have either marmite or nutella or jam and peanut butter on it to deliver to the max though
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#26
I know what you mean. I swear to god my toaster is just brooding and plotting. Waiting for the day that I don't jump up and down when it pops so that it can stab me while I'm not looking.
#27
Quote by Yakult
/\ Yeah man! It has to have either marmite or nutella or jam and peanut butter on it to deliver to the max though



I half agree, yes marmite, nutella and indeed jam(especially blackcurrent) and peanut butter are nice....but sometimes, just as it pops out, spread some butter (or butter tasting margerine) and its bliss, simplicity at its best, max reward.
#28
I always have peanut butter, but chocolate spread is my favourite. Haven't had it for years though, maybe I'll go out next week and buy a tub.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#29
FOOLS, the ONLY spread for toast is Vegemite

VEGEMITE VEGEMITE VEGEMITE
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#30
The Amityville Toaster/Makes breakfast spooky/Spookt talking toaster/Toaster heehee toast! LOL WUT?
#31
Quote by Jakester
FOOLS, the ONLY spread for toast is Vegemite

VEGEMITE VEGEMITE VEGEMITE


Bloody 'aussies: MARMITE > VEGEMITE

Jeez
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#34
Quote by TheHereAway
my toaster is so retarded it actually throws the toast out of the toaster when its done...what does it expect me to do? catch it? this isnt a freaking movie i want my god dam toast


#36
Quote by Dinkydaisy
I always have peanut butter, but chocolate spread is my favourite. Haven't had it for years though, maybe I'll go out next week and buy a tub.


I love eating chocolate spread straight from the tub.
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#38
My toaster's got a blown fuse =[ But I don't know how to replace it, so half the time I get a shock when I take the toast out. I'd say that's scarier
#39
haha this thread made me rofl so damn hard

But yeah, My toaster is kinda badass. It always tries to fry my toast.
#40
Quote by gallagher2006
My toaster's got a blown fuse =[ But I don't know how to replace it, so half the time I get a shock when I take the toast out. I'd say that's scarier



pshhhhhh my chameleon toaster > your toaster...

shocking! *horrible pun intended*
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