#2
My ideal guitar doesn't exist. It's an acoustic guitar made out of a live beautiful woman, but with no strings or tuning pegs, just an extra large soundhole.
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#3
Quote by Yakult
My ideal guitar doesn't exist. It's an acoustic guitar made out of a live beautiful woman, but with no strings or tuning pegs, just an extra large soundhole.


So how much would you pay for it?
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#4
if i had the cash i would spend as much as i could woldnt i?
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#5
Quote by Zeppfreak170
So how much would you pay for it?


£50 an hour?
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#6
Quote by Yakult
£50 an hour?


I'm sure you could get a hooker for £50 an hour, if you don't mind risking a few diseases.
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#7
Quote by Zeppfreak170
I'm sure you could get a hooker for £50 an hour, if you don't mind risking a few diseases.


thats why you where a condom, trojans gives pigs wings
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#9
Quote by Zeppfreak170
I'm sure you could get a hooker for £50 an hour, if you don't mind risking a few diseases.


That was the joke
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#10
Back to guitars, I personally couldn't warrant more than £10,000 on a guitar. Sounds lame but I have a mortgage etc.
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#11
Quote by Zeppfreak170
Check this link,

Two of the first 25 Jimmy Page Signature Doubleneck guitars have been sold for over $50,000.

http://www.gibsoncustom.com/flash/products/news/news.html

If you had the opportunity to get your ideal guitar how much would you spend on it ?(if you had the cash)



It might be a dumb question but...
What's the record?
I mean... Fender has sold a guitar for 2,5 million...
And I've seen some very exclusive guitars that go for around that price (PRS collector items and Pensa-Suhr's etc.) so... what's the record?
I've seen Gibson Les Paul's go for 250 000 pound...
So it wouldn't be a all time sell record... not even a Gibson record...
#12
Quote by JvL
It might be a dumb question but...
What's the record?
I mean... Fender has sold a guitar for 2,5 million...
And I've seen some very exclusive guitars that go for around that price (PRS collector items and Pensa-Suhr's etc.) so... what's the record?
I've seen Gibson Les Paul's go for 250 000 pound...
So it wouldn't be a all time sell record... not even a Gibson record...


I think it means record price for that guitar, I know other guitars have gone for more, I saw a fender on Ebay with a 3 digit serial number and that was going for £75,000
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#16
Yeah OK... that's what I mean
It is a lot of money but nothing compared to some guitars...
High-class PRS's, early-life Gibson LP's or Fender Stratocaster/Telecaster/Nocasters or Broadcasters, Pensa-Suhr's etc.

And back to topic...
I wouldn't spend 50 000 dollar on a guitar just cause of the fact that I wouldn't dare to play it!
To ****ing afraid that I will break something and I will most probably never be this rich that I can afford one just to hang on my wall as decoration
So that's actually the main-reason I don't want it for that price ...
Although, if I had the money, I would buy a PRS Custom 24 or Pensa-Suhr MK1 and those run up to let's say 10-20 000 dollar...
But wouldn't go higher and only cause those 2 guitars are perfect, the Stradivarius of the guitars... (in my eyes)
#17
Quote by Iantehlegendlol
Shut the fuck up.

*reported*

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#18
2 times *reported*
So I think he's the one that shuts his mouth from now on
#20
Quote by Iantehlegendlol
kthx


You're welcome kid ...
As long as you shut up everything is fine with me
#21
Sorry buddy but what exactly was the point in telling us all to Shut the **** up? guess i meiised something there?
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#22
He's banned... so he won't answer your question anymore

SO... BACK TO TOPIC?
#23
Quote by JvL
He's banned... so he won't answer your question anymore

SO... BACK TO TOPIC?


Suits me!
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#24
Quote by Yakult
My ideal guitar doesn't exist. It's an acoustic guitar made out of a live beautiful woman, but with no strings or tuning pegs, just an extra large soundhole.


But your little soilder wouldn't fit in such a big hole?
#25
Quote by Woo!Yay!
But your little soilder wouldn't fit in such a big hole?


Then Yakult and the hooker could talk and bring back the lost art of conversation.

or he could stick it up the butt!

Anyway i could never spend more than £700 or so on a guitar. Anything above that is lost on me.
#26
Quote by Zeppfreak170
Back to guitars, I personally couldn't warrant more than £10,000 on a guitar. Sounds lame but I have a mortgage etc.


I'd struggle to warrant spending £500 on a guitar! lol
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#27
Quote by Velvet_Craig
I'd struggle to warrant spending £500 on a guitar! lol


Yeah but i'm talking if i could have my ideal guitar, and i had 10,000 to spend on it i would but it'd be hard that's my mortgage for nearly 2 years.
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#31
When I worked at Guitar Center. they released a Jimi Hendrix Flying V, only like 100 were made, and my store got 5 of them. The first day all 5 were sold, for something like $15,000 each. I wish I had $15,000 to spend on a guitar that I plan to hang on my wall.