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Randall Flagg
14 8%
Gandalf
108 64%
Dumbledore
46 27%
Other
33 20%
Voters: 168.
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#2
Randall Flagg isn't a fucking wizard.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#3
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Randall Flagg isn't a fucking wizard.


he was a half-assed wizard
#5
Where the hell is Rincewind?!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#6
The best wizard ever is quite clearly Mustrum Ridcully

/thread
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#7
Ponder Stibbons!
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#8
The Bursar!
Old "Numbers" Riktor!
Old Windle Poons!
The Senior Wrangler!
The Chair of Indefinite Studies!
The Dean!
Sidney!

Man, I can't think any more of the UU wizards....
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#9
come on, dumbledore? Gandalf could take his ass any day. These votes must be from people who have yet to read Lord of the Rings
#10
You hath called for me?
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#11
Quote by metacarpi
The Bursar!
Old "Numbers" Riktor!
Old Windle Poons!
The Senior Wrangler!
The Chair of Indefinite Studies!
The Dean!
Sidney!

Man, I can't think any more of the UU wizards....


Windle Poons doesn't cound since he died and turned into a zombie
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#12
Dumbledore's dead too, but he's on the poll....... so Windle must surely count too?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
Quote by metacarpi
Dumbledore's dead too, but he's on the poll....... so Windle must surely count too?


Hmm... a good question. Either way, zombie wizards are clearly badass
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#14
Quote by Yakult
Hmm... a good question. Either way, zombie wizards are clearly badass


Damn right, whilst everyone else jumped on the Pirates vs. Ninja bandwagon, I've been silently waiting for the Zombie Wizards to come out of nowhere and make a major power play!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
Quote by metacarpi
Damn right, whilst everyone else jumped on the Pirates vs. Ninja bandwagon, I've been silently waiting for the Zombie Wizards to come out of nowhere and make a major power play!


Pirates Vs. Ninjas Vs. Zombie Wizards

I think we have a clear winner

MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE WIZARDS

Windlepoons: one step ahead of the trends
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#19
Quote by Yakult
Pirates Vs. Ninjas Vs. Zombie Wizards

I think we have a clear winner

MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE WIZARDS

Windlepoons: one step ahead of the trends






Sigged
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Quote by denizenz
Where the fock is Elminster?


It's in the Netherlands



(ignore the MSN login alert thing, I didn't notice that)
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#23
Oh dear god...


I now must go buy/borrow as many Discworld books as I possibly can.

And then write an epic ballad about them.
And what the epic heroes Spake.


Oh, and Gandalf from the ones there.
#26
Is the world ready for Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Wizard Jedis?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#28
At least include Elminster, the DnD wizard.
My dark shadow shines over you
#29
omg! u forgot to put magical trevor in the pole! shame falls upon you...
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#30
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Randall Flagg isn't a fucking wizard.

Actually, Flagg used to be a wizard. It was in the book In The Eyes of the Dragon, or something like that. He can't die, so the gunslinger was set a loooong time after the afore mentioned book.
#31
Merlin pwns your ass biatch!
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


PROUD EVERTONIAN
#32
Quote by umop-3p!sdn
Actually, Flagg used to be a wizard. It was in the book In The Eyes of the Dragon, or something like that. He can't die, so the gunslinger was set a loooong time after the afore mentioned book.


You beat me to it. Sucked he died in the last Dark Tower book.

But he'll be in the Zombie Wizard army which is cool.
#33
Out of the 3 named in the poll, it's got to be Gandalf, because Dumbledore is just a rip-off of Gandalf, only where Gandalf is a Balrog-whupping, Orc-smiting awesome dude, Dumbledore is a boring old headmaster.
#34
Quote by MightyAl
Out of the 3 named in the poll, it's got to be Gandalf, because Dumbledore is just a rip-off of Gandalf, only where Gandalf is a Balrog-whupping, Orc-smiting awesome dude, Dumbledore is a boring old headmaster.

Who killed his sister.
#36
Who the hell is Randall Flag? Anyway, Dumbledore pwns Gandalf
PiT LURK3R


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#37
Quote by glm
Who killed his sister.

O wow. His sister. Gandalf killed a fire demon that's as old as the world. Sort of more impressive, really.
Plus Sir Ian McKellan is a better actor.
#38
Quote by The Leader
Is the world ready for Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Wizard Jedis?

How is one a robot and a zombie at the same time?

This is madness.

*waits for typical response*
#39
Quote by MightyAl
O wow. His sister. Gandalf killed a fire demon that's as old as the world. Sort of more impressive, really.
Plus Sir Ian McKellan is a better actor.


True dat
hue
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