#1
there have been threads about school stories, but does anyone have any new ones that have already happened this year?

today i got pulled out of class and told that my car had been hit on by the drug dog that comes once a month. i dont do any drugs or drink, but still that scared the **** out of me. i went out to the parking lot and there were a couple of my friends out there (who also dont do that stuff). they searched my car, and it ended up being a F*CKING EMPTY ZIP LOCK BAG that had one single tylenol in it last week. wow....
but it still scared the **** out of me haha

so lets hear em
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
Hicks don't mix with politics
People on the street just kickin' to the licks
#2
Well, I don't like to brag, but I rubbed icy-hot on a teacher. In front of the whole year.
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#3
i almost threw down with a huge ****in wigger on the bus today cause he said "You're in my seat, ****er." ****ing wigger faggots i wasnt about to get up, luckily his friend called him over
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#4
Saw a bunch of hairy asses in the gym change room. Good times.
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#8
I celebrated free hug day today! I sat around the cafeteria holding up a sign that said "Free Hugs" then on the back I wrote "I'm not kidding" I only got like 4 hugs then though. But luckily I got more in the halls! See stories can be positive too! =D
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#9
I was in anatomy learning about adipose (fat) when a huge black girl asked if there was a skinny person inside every fat person.

O and I was eating a plate of white rice and beans and this black guy comes running up to me screamiing. When he got close to me he said o ****, I thought you was eating oreos and rice.
And ran away.
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#11
Today in math class this girl who runs track said to her friend "I'm gonna rub some icy hot on my hip", to which the friend replied "I can't believe you keep icy hot in your locker", (or something to the that extent), and the original girl replied, "I LOVE ICY HOT". I giggled due to my UG browsing.
#12
My school got a bomb threat, and I was allowed to leave early.

That's the most excitement we'll have all year.
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#13
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O and I was eating a plate of white rice and beans and this black guy comes running up to me screamiing. When he got close to me he said o ****, I thought you was eating oreos and rice.
And ran away.

Best one yet.
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#14
i bought a hot saudage sandwhich from asda for a pound.
it even had two little sauce sachets, one ketchup one brown sauce.

highlight of my day.
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#15
I just went into 6th year (the last year of school, i.e. i'm a senior) and we have a common room now. By the second day we were in there, me and 2 other guys had brought in 2 xboxes, a ps2, 2 N64s, a gamecube, 5 TVs, 5.1 surround sound and a freeview box. So when the resident über-geek (and diabetic) of the year came in and saw everyone playing video games without him, he literally had a hypo. He had to go to hospital. Needless to say, we've banned him from playing any of the consoles. Damn I hate that guy
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#16
Some retard came to school stoned and forgot where he was so he just and went in the hallway and just shot up heroin right in front of like 3 teachers. Nothing huge but i found it funny.

They actually drug tested him afterwards, just make sure. I found that funny.
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#18
Last week a girl came rushing out of a room and looked me dead in the eyes and then pointed to a guy across the hallway and yelled "Hug him! Do it now!" and so I go over and hug the guy and I ask him "Do you know her?" to which he replied "No..." and we're like "What!?!?"
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#19
Quote by Miggy01
I was in anatomy learning about adipose (fat) when a huge black girl asked if there was a skinny person inside every fat person.

O and I was eating a plate of white rice and beans and this black guy comes running up to me screamiing. When he got close to me he said o ****, I thought you was eating oreos and rice.
And ran away.





That's the best thing I've heard all day

Thanks for giving me a laugh when I'm sick mate

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Some retard came to school stoned and forgot where he was so he just and went in the hallway and just shot up heroin right in front of like 3 teachers. Nothing huge but i found it funny.

They actually drug tested him afterwards, just make sure. I found that funny.


I def see what you mean, but they probably just wanted evidence.
#20
Some body mooned my whole spanish class wile the teacher was wrighting something on the board. Every one was luaghing so hard and the teacher couldnt figure out what was going on, it was hilarious
#21
today i saw some huge jock guy get the **** beat out of by a really small chinese kid with a violin. the chinese kid knew jujitsu or some **** like that.