#1
this girl on my schoolbus won't leave me alone. whe keeps trying to touch me and keeps kicking my leg and she's butt-ass ugly. should i get my girlfriend to kick her ass or what? help.
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#4
fail
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#5
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Tell her to piss off, be a man.


Not the words I would've used, but yeah, I agree, somewhere along those general lines
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#7
Make a mold of your penis and give it to her
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#8
Here's your 3 step plan to success.
1) get picture of a chick you actually want
2) make a mask out of it, and cut a hole at the mouth
3) make ugly chick wear it while she sucks you off
Result.
#10
Have sex with her. Ugly girls need love too.
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#11
hmm.. butt ass ugly. Don't think I can help you there.
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#12
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1) Horny Ugly Girl
2) Chloroform
3) ?????!?!?!?
4) Profit


Replace ??? with plastic surgery.
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#14
Just tell her you've got a girlfreind, if she continues call her a ***** and maybe tell your girlfreind depending on how protective she is of you.

Oh, and use the realtionship thread next time.
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#20
Tell her you have, pardon the use of Internet slang, "teh AIDZ LOL".
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#22
Sit somewhere else, or get a threesome!
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#23
see if you could get her to give you a BJ on the ride home from school

or set her on fire.....your choice
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#25
Uh, be a man maybe? Tell her your in a relationship with someone (because you are, right?), and if she has any sence of maturity, she'll leave you alone.
#26
^Nah

Get a male mate to sit next to you, when she starts her ****, just put your arm around him.

That or im with the paper bag idea, cause ass is ass afterall. Just lower your standards a fair amount.
#27
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1) Horny Ugly Girl
2) Chloroform
3) ?????!?!?!?
4) Profit


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#28
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this girl on my schoolbus won't leave me alone. whe keeps trying to touch me and keeps kicking my leg and she's butt-ass ugly. should i get my girlfriend to kick her ass or what? help.



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#29
Rub...icy...hot....on......

Or just not sit next to her?

Or kick her back so hard she breaks her leg perhaps?

I don't see why you need help with this man..... JUST BRING UR BAZOOKA!
#30
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Rub...icy...hot....on......

Or just not sit next to her?

Or kick her back so hard she breaks her leg perhaps?

I don't see why you need help with this man..... JUST BRING UR BAZOOKA!


Not cool...
#31
Is it just me, or does anyone else wanna know just how buttugly this chick is >.>

pics <.<


Could put a great caption on it
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wtf? why didnt you punch one of them in the face or something? they're not girls, they are fat chavs, they are their own gender