Poll: F.P.D. (faps per day)
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199 68%
70 24%
7 2%
1 0%
17 6%
Voters: 294.
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That guy who's addicted to porn got me thinking.
How many times a day does UG fap?
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Good lord. You are amazing.

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It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Twice today so far.

I'll probably wank again later before I go to bed, unless I decide to play Pokemon or Metroid.
morning/night sets me right. probably change when i move in with new people on friday though.
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i think he wants to dream theater to be considered more metal, so he dyed his beard.


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Lmfao, this is the best thread ever, aside from the fact that it involves a girl being harpooned through a tent.
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Thanks, douche.

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Ibanez SZ 520QM
Ibanez RG 450DXB
Fender Big Apple Stratocaster
Pod XT Live
Peavey XXX Half Stack
Peavey Bandit 112
and a soul of Rock n' Roll
[quote="'[P|E|R|S|O|N"]']7+? That's disgusting..

Anymore than 3 and my balls ache....
Once, sometimes every other day.
It hurts when I piss now though, so either I shouldn't have been jacking off at all lately or I got AIDS. Does anyone know why, or if it'll go away?
I didn't want to make a thread of this because we all know how those work out...
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

Quote by damian_91
Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
Well, usually I do it at 1:00 in the morning, so once I'm done, I'm ready for bed. I've gotten 3 in a walk-contest though.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
Quote by GuitarHero0715
not much,
once every couiple of days

no joke

Yeah me too. I get this sudden feeling I don't fit in any more
Once a day every other day usually. If I don't do it for a while I have....problems. Mother nature wants you to masturbate.
Clamdigger of the Bass Militia, PM Dinkydaisy to join
Some say a comet will fall from the sky...
in the summer its or weekend its 2-3, but on school days im much busier so i only jerk it once
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix
well lately its become more of a habit where i feel i "need" to do it daily so for the past like 2 weeks ive been doing it once daily i usually only did it every other day but meh
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
Every other day...
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Someone called me on my landline (home phone) and asked me where I was.
UG as a whole? I can imagine it never stops...
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
0-1 a day on average. I tend to binge when I have the house to myself and nothing better to do. So maybe 2-3 on those days.
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
Quote by Smokey Amp
UG as a whole? I can imagine it never stops...

I have a longing desire to know how many times a day Smokey Amp masturbates.
^ Don't we all?
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
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