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#1
i just got a 15/29 on my biology test which is pretty bad. worst part is that i'm asian so my parents are gonna be ultra pissed. does anyone have any advice on how i should handle this and dont say don't tell them bout the test cuz school sends out very detailed report cards.
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you're in deep trouble cause you got a bad grade on one test?

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#3
lie. dont show your exam or the report card. burn them and tell them is too late. or say the truth
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#4
tell them some kid was copying off you so you made the asnwers wrong and forgot to put them back.
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Quote by sum1udunno
i just got a 15/29 on my biology test which is pretty bad. worst part is that i'm asian so my parents are gonna be ultra pissed. does anyone have any advice on how i should handle this and dont say don't tell them bout the test cuz school sends out very detailed report cards.

HAHAHHAHAHA
#8
pray to whatever god you worship, and if you're an athiest. pray to a tree.(sorry bad joke). seriously though, just tell them and get the punishment over with. trust me. its not like they're gonna throw you out of the house.
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lie. dont show your exam or the report card. burn them and tell them is too late. or say the truth


lmfao, that just sounds ****ing hilarious
#10
dude the school year just started... you can afford to fail one test... unless youve been in school for a while already... u can do what my friend does and scan the report card and edit it to help you out
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LOL my parents are just like that.

"YEW GET BAD GWADE NO GEETAR OR COMPEW FO MUNF"

I feel lucky that I pay attention in school and my biology teacher has no idea what she's talking about.


But to be frank, it's your fault you failed it.
#12
just be like "back off bitches"

it's a test out of 29 who gives a ****
i got a 5/80 on an exam and my rents didnt care
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why did you do so bad?
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Aren't Asians supposed to be good at Maths, not Biology?
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Relaxxxxx. It happens. Tell them the truth if you have to tell them but if you are this worried about one grade....
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Quote by sum1udunno
i just got a 15/29 on my biology test which is pretty bad. worst part is that i'm asian so my parents are gonna be ultra pissed. does anyone have any advice on how i should handle this and dont say don't tell them bout the test cuz school sends out very detailed report cards.


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#18
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what does being asian have to do with anything?

that made me


Have you met an asian parent? If you get a B, that's pretty much grounding/whipping.
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what does being asian have to do with anything?

that made me

cuz asian parents tend to be more obsessive and pissed off bout grades.
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I call on BS. Asians don't get bad marks...
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#22
You could try coming home acting so pissed at yourself that they can hardly be pissed at you.

Eg.

"DAMNIT! I GOT A **** TERRIBLE MARK TODAY! I CANT BELIEVE IT! ARRGH!"
"You got a bad mark?"
"YEAH! IM REALLY ANNOYED AT MYSELF! ARRGH!"
"Erm, well try to do better next time"

If nothing else, it'll confuse the hell out of them :P
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#23
or you could just learn the stuff and not get the bad grade in the first place
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or you could just learn the stuff and not get the bad grade in the first place

i no the stuff, its just that i'm an extremely bad test taker.

[quote="You could try coming home acting so pissed at yourself that they can hardly be pissed at you.

Eg.

"DAMNIT! I GOT A **** TERRIBLE MARK TODAY! I CANT BELIEVE IT! ARRGH!"
"You got a bad mark?"
"YEAH! IM REALLY ANNOYED AT MYSELF! ARRGH!"
"Erm, well try to do better next time"

If nothing else, it'll confuse the hell out of them :P[/QUOTE"]
thats not such a bad idea
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You could try coming home acting so pissed at yourself that they can hardly be pissed at you.

Eg.

"DAMNIT! I GOT A **** TERRIBLE MARK TODAY! I CANT BELIEVE IT! ARRGH!"
"You got a bad mark?"
"YEAH! IM REALLY ANNOYED AT MYSELF! ARRGH!"
"Erm, well try to do better next time"

If nothing else, it'll confuse the hell out of them :P


yooo that sounds good. Something I would do but college doesnt send report cards...and if i do bad....im paying for it! anyways.
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Hey Sum1,

I am also Asian....luckily my parents were never strict on grades. Biology? Sounds like high school freshman yr. Show them, tell them the 1st exam is the most difficult, and you will have PLENTY of opportunity to raise your grade. Trust me, you will have many more exams and experiments to make your grade up. If it makes you feel any better, I also failed my 1st Bio exam, because I was too lazy to study. Dont be so afraid of your parents, be open about your schoolwork or you are going to find yourself making excuses and lying to them futher down the road when things get tougher.
#27
Get an overall A in the class, how can they be mad then...report cards dont come out for a long time
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Quote by sum1udunno
i no the stuff, its just that i'm an extremely bad test taker.



then this should be normal right

If they love you they will understand


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I call on BS. Asians don't get bad marks...

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You could try coming home acting so pissed at yourself that they can hardly be pissed at you.

Eg.

"DAMNIT! I GOT A **** TERRIBLE MARK TODAY! I CANT BELIEVE IT! ARRGH!"
"You got a bad mark?"
"YEAH! IM REALLY ANNOYED AT MYSELF! ARRGH!"
"Erm, well try to do better next time"

If nothing else, it'll confuse the hell out of them :P


+1 that's actually worth a shot, I think.

Try not to be so upset because your parents are going to kick your ass, or hire someone to make sure you have an accident on the stairs, but be ashamed of your stupidity and they'll go a bit lighter on you. Maybe...
#33
give it some time before you show them. help out, do chores, cook dinner, etc. then bring up the hard bio test that you bombed. tell em that it is just one grade and you are doing extra homework to make it up. that will dampen the punishment a lil. thats what i use to do. i know how you feel, my mother is asian too. good luck
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LOL my parents are just like that.

"YEW GET BAD GWADE NO GEETAR OR COMPEW FO MUNF"
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WTF¡!
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bah, I got an F on a test in chemistry AP..it happens
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Hey Sum1,

I am also Asian....luckily my parents were never strict on grades. Biology? Sounds like high school freshman yr. Show them, tell them the 1st exam is the most difficult, and you will have PLENTY of opportunity to raise your grade. Trust me, you will have many more exams and experiments to make your grade up. If it makes you feel any better, I also failed my 1st Bio exam, because I was too lazy to study. Dont be so afraid of your parents, be open about your schoolwork or you are going to find yourself making excuses and lying to them futher down the road when things get tougher.


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WTF¡!

Translated to English from their fractured English and rage, it's "You got a bad grade on a test. As punishment, we're taking away your guitar and computer for a month so you can focus on school".
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LOL my parents are just like that.

"YEW GET BAD GWADE NO GEETAR OR COMPEW FO MUNF"

I feel lucky that I pay attention in school and my biology teacher has no idea what she's talking about.


But to be frank, it's your fault you failed it.

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