#1
so i feel a fever coming on and i dont have any meds. Any home grown recipes for getting rid of a fever? (and stuffy/dry nose, and headache)
#2
booze and masterbation. lovely.


but seriously i dont know, go to the store and buy some.
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#3
rest and tissues
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#5
Drink Ginger Ale

And keep warm. Watch some TV and just relax.
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#7
more cowbell?
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#8
Just make sure to let us know if your hands start to feel just like two baloons.
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#9
this will sound weird
but i found that if you exerciseit gets rid of illness quicker
run a mile everyday, do pushups situps, do LIGHT lifting, not your full potential
#10
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Just make sure to let us know if your hands start to feel just like two baloons.


and we'll forgive you if your spelling isn't great while telling us.
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#12
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and we'll forgive you if your spelling isn't great while telling us.


I'm sorry, I meant to say buhlewn. I don't know how I misspelled that so badly. You get a grammar cookie.
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#13
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more cowbell?


+10

haha, good call
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#15
you are definitely gonna have to roll up a ganja spliff of some of ur finest cheeba. im an uncommissioned Herbologist so i am most qualified here to give you an online prescription, just tell em dr.budda b sent ya, enjoy ur stonage.
#17
My sincerest apologies then. There are a million grammar natzis on the internet and they're all out to get me. I also just wanted an excuse to spell balloon that way.
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#18
Sweat it out.
Tea ,no milk, honey, 1/2 tsp pepper, drink, gargle, swallow (Russian lecturer taught me)
Rest.


Works.


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#21
Drink water like that shit's drying up all over the world. Eat even when you don't feel hungry. Protein protein protein. Warm soup...chicken noodle seems to be popular.

No booze
No cigarettes
No soda
No caffeine
#22
dude if i sleep then ill wake up superbly hot
Ehh tea I hear gets you to cool down
UREH at this ****ty feeling
#23
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dude if i sleep then ill wake up superbly hot
Ehh tea I hear gets you to cool down
UREH at this ****ty feeling

#24
Find a tea that contains Malva Verticillata. It's a depurative, diuretic, and a detoxicant. You'll spend a day on the toilet, but you'll get what ails you out of your system, and most likely a lot of other bad shtuff in your system too.

Brew it weak. It works like a charm.
#25
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Alright....+1...I'm on a grammatical ****up roll.
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