#1
Funniest thing your bandmates have ever told you

mine probably takes the cake, but w/e


I was in deaththrashgrindxsuperawesomeleetradcore band(our local scene stresses alot of pressure on genres, and we changed like, ever 2 wweeks)


and, they said my style was too 80s, simply because I wanted to play guitar solos in our music..
lol


they then kicked me out..
can't say I miss the band
#4
one time my drummer said 'you play it like /this/!' and grabs my Les Paul and starts to show me how to play Seven Nation Army :P
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#6
wow this thread died.
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#7
Ok so my rhythm guitarist likes to drunk dial people and leave crazy messages when they don't pick up and the following is one I received a minute after I dropped him off (he don't drive) after practice....

"Dude...I'm being completely overrun by a horde of pissed off midgets with ice picks and...and...shovels...sharp ones........I've tried fighting them off but they're just too powerful dude. Thus, I cannot guarantee a victory, but what I can guarantee is...teriyaki steak...with hot sauce....and extra pepper. If i don't make it outta here alive...I'll see you thursday for practice."

Srsly, I was driving and I almost crashed into stuff several times while laughing for five or so minutes after getting that message.
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#8
one time all my band friends went and hung out and he decided to yell out bitch to the next person he passed while driving his car. so he did, and the kid he yelled at turned around and he had down syndrome

...well it looked like it
#9
so i was jammin with 2 friends, not in a band, ones a singer ones a bassist and me on guitar. im like, any1 got any requests, any songs we all no to get started, the cocky singers liike nooo but i got this: he pulls out a notepad with lyrics, i read em, im like...did u write these...no offense but it sounds kinda gay...hes like nooooo jenn wrote em, we have a connection, its above friendship, this was a poem she wrote. me and my bassist friend r like P WHIPPED. frankly shes a bitch and he is her guy friend, uno, the girls best guy friend who will never get any but wants to and the chick cries on his shoulder everytime something bad happens.

anyway, i took the lyrics, and i started freestyling, going back to the chorus which was on the page, and the lyric was like "all the children of the nation will not die of starvation" and i kept playin off of that usin the ations. for about 20 mins i just **** all over these lyrics. shut him up tho, he wanted to kill me when i was done.
#11
"Dude...I'm being completely overrun by a horde of pissed off midgets with ice picks and...and...shovels...sharp ones........I've tried fighting them off but they're just too powerful dude. Thus, I cannot guarantee a victory, but what I can guarantee is...teriyaki steak...with hot sauce....and extra pepper. If i don't make it outta here alive...I'll see you thursday for practice."
#12
(During our first ever rehearsal):

"SCREW THIS, I'M GOIN SOLO!!!"
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#13
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(During our first ever rehearsal):

"SCREW THIS, I'M GOIN SOLO!!!"



lmao...

annnd "Does the hulk need normal birth control?"
or somthing idiotic from our rhythm guitarist... who in our band... is dummer then then drummer in some ways...
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#14
Oh damn, half of band practice someone is usually laughing about something funny, so that's kinda hard for me. The most recent one that comes to mind though was last band practice, I brought my girlfriend to hang out and listen and stuff for the first time, and afterwards when we were all packing up somehow we got onto the topic of porn, the movie Pirates to be specific. So the guitarist asks my girlfriend "Have you seen Pirates?" when she says no the other guitarist says "Mother fucker, that's the first thing I do when I meet a girl!" The thought of this guy going "Hey baby, my name's Chris... Oh, Rebecca, that's a pretty name...wanna go watch Evan Stone gorilla fuck a pirate chick?" made me spew the water I was drinking all over the kitchen.

Mostly stupid you-have-to-be-there stuff, but funny nonetheless.
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