Poll: Piss in the Shower?
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View poll results: Piss in the Shower?
you gotta go, you gotta go. its all pipes anyway
252 71%
no. never. what the hell is wrong with you?
102 29%
Voters: 354.
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#1
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#2
normally jerk off in the showerbut you always feel like you are gonna feint after it. pissing is dumb unless the toilet is out of order.
#3
No, and I wish others would lie and say no as well. I hope to God that the people who use my shower aren't as pee-prone as most of UG is.
#4
I sh*t in the shower.
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#8
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No, and I wish others would lie and say no as well. I hope to God that the people who use my shower aren't as pee-prone as most of UG is.


I will have to use the Seinfeld defense on this one. All the pipes run together! It all goes the same place!
#9
Quote by Hexagram
I will have to use the Seinfeld defense on this one. All the pipes run together! It all goes the same place!


exactly
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#11
Quote by Hexagram
I will have to use the Seinfeld defense on this one. All the pipes run together! It all goes the same place!


I'd have to agree with Mr Kostanza. Besides, there's water to make sure it goes down the drain, and it's not like I do it in public. Public showers are pretty ghey, though.
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#13
Quote by Soul Power
I piss before I get in the shower.


I highly recommend you wait 10 more seconds and do it in the shower. It is a great feeling knowing that anywhere in that shower is your target and nothing is safe from being peed on. To really prove i'm really a bad ass, i sometimes just pee on myself and laugh about it the entire time
#14
Quote by Hexagram
I highly recommend you wait 10 more seconds and do it in the shower. It is a great feeling knowing that anywhere in that shower is your target and nothing is safe from being peed on. To really prove i'm really a bad ass, i sometimes just pee on myself and laugh about it the entire time



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#15
I used to.

But I can't now. My tub doesn't drain very well, and there's always at least an inch of standing water, and I'm not standing in my own piss.

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#17
Quote by Hexagram
I highly recommend you wait 10 more seconds and do it in the shower. It is a great feeling knowing that anywhere in that shower is your target and nothing is safe from being peed on. To really prove i'm really a bad ass, i sometimes just pee on myself and laugh about it the entire time


rofl @ hexagram. i voted yes cuz i do to, its pretty much when you piss in the shower once, you cant go back to toilet pre-shower pissing, it just doesnt do it for you anymore- plus, one of my favorites is standing at optimum distance from the drain and then guide the piss stream into the drain; its harder then it seems to do a flawless one (at least 80% of piss directly into drain)
#18
Quote by Hexagram
I will have to use the Seinfeld defense on this one. All the pipes run together! It all goes the same place!
Yeah, but the shower floor. ><

Sorry, I don't like the psychological component of standing in a urinal.

I guess it turns some of you guys on, but not me.
#21
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I sh*t in the shower.

thats f*cking nasty.
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#23
why not? showers a seperate room from the toilet for me, early in the morning im too ****ed to do anything other than drag myself into the shower. its not like im pissing randomly i aim it well into the drain.
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#25
Quote by Soul Power
I piss before I get in the shower.

Same.

I've only done it once when I was like... 6.
#26
I don't understand why someone would want to piss in the shower when there is(most of the time) a toilet within a metre of the bloody thing.

With that said, yes, I do pee in the shower. And I'm not stopping.
#27
Quote by Hexagram
I highly recommend you wait 10 more seconds and do it in the shower. It is a great feeling knowing that anywhere in that shower is your target and nothing is safe from being peed on. To really prove i'm really a bad ass, i sometimes just pee on myself and laugh about it the entire time






I have to say, yes, I piss in the shower, no, I don't piss on myself
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#28
If I masturbate in the shower I might as well piss in it.
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#32
Quote by jhardcore
*reported*


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Seriously there must be about 8 threads on this already.


well you'll just have to forgive me. this doesnt seem like one of those things that there are a million threads about. sorry
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#33
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well you'll just have to forgive me. this doesnt seem like one of those things that there are a million threads about. sorry



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#34
Quote by jhardcore
Don't worry man.

Just remember to search next time


i usually do... but damn it, this time i was so sure no one thought of this before. at least not within recent weeks. i phail at originality
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

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#35
I dont have a shower in ma' home, where i comes from, we jus' jump in a river or sumtin...


but in all seriousness, I have a bathtub. BUT when I do go to hotels I have pissed in the shower before, but not when im having a shower around my girlfriends.
#36
i am proud of pissing in the shower
it all gets washed down there anyway
goes down the same pipes.

and i'm saving water
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#39
Quote by timo1
You stole my idea


well us Aussies really do need to save every bit we can

pity my showers are normally about 7 minutes long...
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#40
Yep I do. It's quite a liberating feeling to be able to just pee where you are standing with no hygiene concerns. You people who diss it need to loosen up and not be so super hygienic. At the end of the day it is washed straight down the drain and is your own fluid- there's nothing bad about that!

It's almost as great as doing it in your wet suit in the cold sea
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