Poll: epic? yes/no
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View poll results: epic? yes/no
epic
34 50%
corny
34 50%
Voters: 68.
#6
Someone should invent an entirely new kung fu style around the "chesthair grab" move.
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#10
The world would 'splode if it happened in real life.
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#11
Well, it's official. CHuck Norris doesn't own everything.
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#12
Well it would be Bruce Lee facts if he was still alive but Chuck was the 2nd hardest man in the world now he's number 1.
#15
Both.
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#16
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#24
Meh, Chuck decided to lose, he took pity on Bruce Lee, the first and only example of "Norrisympathy".
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#27
50/50. I went corny
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