#1
I mean, I can admit something like Astro Zombies, The Curse of Big Foot or Eight Legged freaks are all movies that don't have the best or most believable story and for the first 2, may not be filmed that well, but they still amuse me.
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#2
It cant be judged, movies are completely on opinions.
In the words of napolean dynamite "Like anyone could even know that"
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#3
When they don't make me cry, they're terrible.
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#4
Quote by Kensai
When they don't make me cry, they're terrible.

Dose this apply to tears of...laugher?
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#5
when they dont have a plot line

napolean dynamite for example
i seem to be the only person to hate that film
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#6
How does one judge a bad movie?

With several shades of disgust obviously!
#7
When it's all
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#8
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Dose this apply to tears of...laugher?


Tears of laughter, tears of sheer awesomeness. Sometimes both (Evil dead 2)
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#9
I judge a movie by the spelling in the title. where you obviously fail at :P
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#10
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I judge a movie by the spelling in the title. where you obviously fail at :P

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Asshole.
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#12
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nice comeback, bud

Thanks, brother. Great since of humor.
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#13
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when they dont have a plot line

napolean dynamite for example
i seem to be the only person to hate that film

I hate that film also

Bad films are ones like 8 legged freak, how you just know every senario will invole a spider.

Family having a picnic in the park BAM! dead
Couple in the cinema BAM! dead..

I fell asleep in that movie
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#16
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if its called Spiderman 3, then you know it was a bad movie...

+1
I don't think why so many thought it was good. Except they made Venom nice, props for that.
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#17
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I judge a movie by the spelling in the title. where you obviously fail at :P


Haha...masterpiece.
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#18
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Sometimes you just get an unshakable feeling that a film is gonna be utter rubbish...






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#20
I like cheesy movies like Cobra and Class of Nuke 'Em High. Some would say they're so bad they're good, I just think they're good. Bad movies to me are just boring ones or loved up stuff like chick flicks or comedies that are just crap. Some of my most hated movies are Big Daddy, Titantic, Pretty Woman.
#21
well personally i look at the cast. if "The Rock" is in it, i can go ahead and prepare myself for 2 hours of torment.
#24
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I go by the title. Like this one. It's a work of art.




Hmmm..............................so what's it about then?
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#25
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I go by the title. Like this one. It's a work of art.



WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! This movie has my favorite actor as the star. Nothing Bruce Campbell is associated with is utter rubbish!
#26
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talking dogs are usually a good indicator of a bad movie.


Then you, my friend, have yet to see Homeward Bound
#27
"Wow this film is boring, driven by no plot, has no entertaining scenes and is just all around pointless." That's how I judge movies.




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#28
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! This movie has my favorite actor as the star. Nothing Bruce Campbell is associated with is utter rubbish!

Did I say it was rubbish? no! I heart this movie. Picked it up at a used CD store and fell in love immediately.
#29
I judge good and bad movies on two variables
1. Does it work?
2. Does it hold my attention for the whole movie?


Number one is pretty obvious. Is the comedy funny? If not, bad movie. Does the drama pull me into the characters and make me feel for/with them? If not, bad movie. Is the action movie really fun to watch? If not, bad movie.
Number two is equally important: Is the acting good enough that I only think about the characters and not the acting? Does the plot work or is it complete bull****? Does the filmmaking pace everything well so I'm not sitting there waiting for the movie to end? If it fails at any of these, bad movie.
When I see a movie, I want to be engrossed by the movie, not sitting there thinking about the plot holes, or board because the movie is too long, or thrown off by the distracting editing.
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#30
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Then you, my friend, have yet to see Homeward Bound


I try and stay away from movies titled "the incredible journey" i can't even say it without laughing.
#31
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well personally i look at the cast. if "The Rock" is in it, i can go ahead and prepare myself for 2 hours of torment.




Believe it or not that's the same for me >_>
#32
Quote by armon77
well personally i look at the cast. if "The Rock" is in it, i can go ahead and prepare myself for 2 hours of torment.


hmm, it's the opposite for me. I mean come on, The Rundown? that was definately oscar worthy...
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#33
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+1
I don't think why so many thought it was good. Except they made Venom nice, props for that.


Venom looked horrible. He was all anorexic looking instead of the big, tank of a brute that we all know and love. Really disappointing movie.
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#34
If it dosn't bore me I think it's good. Be it comedic, cool looking, or a good story line.
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#35
I work at Blockbuster, so I often get the inside scoop beforehand, but there are a few gems out there that are classified as "B" movies that are actually really good. Starship Troopers, Eight Legged Freaks, Escanaba In Da Moonlight and Tremors come to mind as good low budget movies. Its really about personal opinion for the most part, but I can tell you right now that pretty much anything from the Weinstein Company is crap.
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#36
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Did I say it was rubbish? no! I heart this movie. Picked it up at a used CD store and fell in love immediately.


well...i'm sorry. I thought you were implying something differently. I love you
#37
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One of the worst. Ever.


Fail, in every sense

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#38
Even though you know the film is of poor artistic, creative or any other kind of quality you still gain enjoyment from watching it. And it's not the Fast and The Furious. That's how you judge a "bad movie". They usually end up being funny but not annoying in their badness. Lots of hilarious b-grade horror out there and its definitely not 8 legged freaks.