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#1
What are your favorite pick-up lines? Pretty self explanatory...
I've got a bike you can ride it if you like
#3
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I used that once, ENDED UP GREAT I TELL YOU!
#4
You were a telephone, you'd be off the hook

Half-worked becaues the girl was a total Brand New fan.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#5
Excuse me, I was sitting from a far but I was dying to get to know you (smile) what's your name sweetheart?
- Treat people the way you would like to be treated.
- Don't do to others what you wouldn't like others to do to you.
- Live and let live.
- Always tell the truth.
- If someone looks at you, just give them a nice smile they won't soon forget
#8
"why arent you wearing any underwear?"
"i am"
"sorry, my watch is 5 minutes fast."
Quote by Rockford_rocks
HENDRIX WAS NOT MEANT TO GO WOOBLYWOOBLYWOOBLYWOOBLY!


#9
There was a girl looking at the candy beneath my register, and I told her she wasn't going to find my number down there, she was going to have to ask for it.

It didn't work.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#10
"Do you have a spare cigarette?"

Worked very well before.
Quote by buckethead_jr
^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


MINE SIG R PINK
#11
Do you have a band aid? Cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
"i want to make fock" -clerks (1st movie haha, not sure if thats exactly how it was said but it was jays foreign metal singing cousin)
"yeah, well, you know...


that's just like... your opinion man."


-The Dude, His Dudeness
#13
"Hey, sexy. Fancy having a coffee at mine, and maybe then we can use the searchbar together?"

I dont pull very often with that one...
#15
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
C2B3
Colnel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

Quote by larry jones
I don't put people's quotes in my sig, but this would go there if I did.
#17
are you a farmer? cuz you just raised my kok
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#18
Iplayguitarilikechildrenmydlckis30cmlongwannafuck?
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#20
What's French and likes it doggy style? MOI!
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.
#21
you and me babe, how about it?
OMG!!! They're playing One!!!!!11fade to black11one11

God & Founder of UG Electronics


Electronics God of the Laney Cult

My Gear:

Ibanez RG370DX
Laney VC30-212
Dunlop Crybaby
Boss CS-3
Ibanez TS9DX
#22
me: "You know you remind me of fast food"
her: "How?"
me: "I want to take you out..."
her: "aww that's so sweet"
me: "and eat you in the car"
her: *smack*

#23
Quote by zombie_monster
me: "You know you remind me of fast food"
her: "How?"
me: "I want to take you out..."
her: "aww that's so sweet"
me: "and eat you in the car"
her: *smack*



sigged
#25
Quote by ( o )===#
Are you from jamaica? Because JAMAICAN ME CRAZY


i made that up right now.


SIG*D
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
Last edited by Demon Wolf at Sep 11, 2007,
#28
Quote by VivaLaJam
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I used that once, ENDED UP GREAT I TELL YOU!


Dude my girlfriend's ex said that to her when they first started dating. :O.

You BASTAR D!!!

Wait, where are you from?
#29
That chair's looking rather soft. Why don't you come and sit on something hard?

That was actually used on a friend of mine
Liberation Minister of the UK Price War Army. PM Felkara to join


Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
You idiot....you set your hair on fire for a dollar.

Did you buy some intelligence afterwards??
#30
Excuse me miss, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
Quote by Roc8995
Thin necks make you play faster because guitars with thin necks sound thin and bad, and you play fast to distract people from the bad tone.
#31
I'VE GOT 3!

Are you from Nashville? Cause you're the only ten-I-see around here.

Me: Did it hurt?
Her: ?
Me: When you fell out of the sky?

and...

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first ; )
Quote by StoopidRudeboy
Ohhhhh, you still ruined it for me now...... never mind. Your cool ill let it go.


Hmm...

closest thing I ever got to a compliment
#33
Me: Stares straight into her eyes
Her: Stares back somewhat confused as about what's going on
Me: Looks down at my crotch area, and then looks back up at her

Me: "Well it's not gonna suck it's self"
Quote by Garret.
Depends on how furiously I'm masturbating

Quote by metacarpi
I get paid on the 25th.

Is a bag full of pennies an acceptable method of payment?

The bag will of course, have SWAG written on it


Wynaut of the Pokemon club.
#34
Me: That's a nice shirt *smiles*
Her: Thanks *smiles*
Me: But I think it would look a lot better crumpled up on my bedroom floor
Quote by Garret.
Depends on how furiously I'm masturbating

Quote by metacarpi
I get paid on the 25th.

Is a bag full of pennies an acceptable method of payment?

The bag will of course, have SWAG written on it


Wynaut of the Pokemon club.
#35
"Want to come to the pants party?"

-Anchorman
Quote by DaliLama
Go to a friend and say "what the difference between soda and your soda?............(pause).............sperm!" Then you start masturbating furiously into their can


My gear
ESP EC1000fr
Marshall 1960a
Peavy 6505
#36
Quote by MightyAl
"Does this hanky smell of chloroform?"


more like a rape-up line.
#37
RAT $hit, BAT $hit, DIRTY OL TWAT, SIXTY NINE A$$HOLES TIED IN A KNOT...HOORAY...LIZARD $hit...FOCK!!!!!!

Works every time yo...be sure to cheer
Quote by rizo299
"To: North Korea
From: USA

Hey Kim DONG Il. Got nukes yet? DIDN'T THINK SO.

Here's some help with getting one built.

GOATSE.CX


Your pal Obama"

#39
Quote by SWiB

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first ; )


charming
Quote by The Spoon
i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


Quote by primusfan

one time i fucked a sofa.


Quote by Draken
Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#40
r u an angel cause i can see myself in ur pants
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
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