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I am Neptune, God-King of all the seas. I alone can bend the waters to my will.

Hey everyone, if you could be a god of any religion or made-up religion which would you be and why?

Think about it, and post back. Thanks.

I would be Posiedon/Neptune, whichever you wish to call him, because I have always been fascinated by the sea, ocean, marine life, etc. I guees it's because the same way we always go home to do stuff, that as mammals we would want to return to our evolutionary origins. I say evolutionary origins because scientists say that we emerged from water and evolved into humans. I myself as a Catholic, believe the Bible, we are created by God, Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. Of course, obviously physically, egg and sperm, fetus, human, etc.
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Quote by neptune1988
I would be Posiedon/Neptune, whichever you wish to call him, because I have always been fascinated by the sea, ocean, marine life, etc. I guees it's because the same way we always go home to do stuff, that as mammals we would want to return to our evolutionary origins. I say evolutionary origins because scientists say that we emerged from water and evolved into humans. I myself as a Catholic, believe the Bible, we are created by God, Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. Of course, obviously physically, egg and sperm, fetus, human, etc.

Um...what?

That made so little sense...
#3
i thought this would be in reference to that one episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy where they produce the scheme of ed's sea ranch.

i am disappointed
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#4
how is Neptune a god of a religion?, he was a god in a religion

but anyway i would be NORMAL all ruling God so i can control everything duh.
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i thought this would be in reference to that one episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy where they produce the scheme of ed's sea ranch.

i am disappointed


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i thought this would be in reference to that one episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy where they produce the scheme of ed's sea ranch.

i am disappointed

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#8
I'd be Jesus.
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how is Neptune a god of a religion?, he was a god in a religion

but anyway i would be NORMAL all ruling God so i can control everything duh.


ditto
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#10
I already am the God of a religion. Seriously. I'm Super Jesus. I smite fools daily. Hourly. Even minutely. That's not a word, but that's ok. I'm Super Jesus.
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i thought this would be in reference to that one episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy where they produce the scheme of ed's sea ranch.

i am disappointed



You win the internets. That really brought back some good memories.
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#12
Mr.BTP, I actually got the idea for my avatar as Neptune and I chose the reek god as a thumbs up to that Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy episode.
#13
I would be mercury.

Lightning fast FTW

I could nail chicks before they say "hey, thats rape"
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