best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1
lmao my girlfriend wrote this for me:

Cum cum everywhere
It's in my mouth,
It's in my hair

I really, really
Love your cum,
So why don't you
Just give me some!



haha I love her so much

any similar "awesome girlfriend things" out there?
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4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#2
wow. great relationship.
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#5
Best girlfriend ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Soul Power at Sep 12, 2007,
#6
Quote by garrett5
Your girlfriend Sounds like a *****.


I agree
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#7
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I agree


I agree
The person below me is probably a homosexual.
#9
Quote by garrett5
Your girlfriend Sounds like a *****.

dude shes actually very ****ing shy
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My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
Quote by nick dixon
Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
Quote by Leonheart
4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#11
"I really want to feel you come in me."

"I want to give you a blowjob right now."

"I think spitting takes away half the fun!"


I'll probably get warned for this...oh well.

Hey guys! I just started playing electric guitar should I get a Gabson Lay Pall or a Femdor Startokaster. I like the picks on the gabsons but i like how sweet femdors look. Beforre i get a gabson what company makes them?
#12
Quote by ChurchNSkate
"I really want to feel you come in me."

"I want to give you a blowjob right now."

"I think spitting takes away half the fun!"


I'll probably get warned for this...oh well.


****ing awesome lol
Quote by Alter-Bridge
My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
Quote by nick dixon
Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
Quote by Leonheart
4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#14
Quote by 4e574e57363g
Cum cum everywhere
It's in my mouth,
It's in my hair

I really, really
Love your cum,
So why don't you
Just give me some!


You love her for THAT?
mmmk.
#15
Your girlfriend spends a lot of time at truck stops, doesn't she?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#16
Quote by sithian476
You love her for THAT?

no..........lol

im just saying its awesome how she wrote me a song hahaa
Quote by Alter-Bridge
My nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!?!?!?!
Quote by nick dixon
Put your penis in a raging hot fire, that should melt the bottle off
Quote by Leonheart
4e574e57363g, despite your first post on a thread almost always being PWNT you kickass.
#17
Quote by 4e574e57363g
no..........lol

im just saying its awesome how she wrote me a song hahaa


Well, hey... from the sounds of it, you oughta be happy among other things...
mmmk.
#19
Quote by 4e574e57363g
dude shes actually very ****ing shy


it's always the shy ones that are the freaks...
#22
Quote by master
100 bucks says TS wrote it himself.

That's a fools bet.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#23
dude how the hell do you remember your username?

looks like you just smashed your head on the keyboard when you signed up
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#24
My gf wrote me a song too a couple months ago.

"I think it's time to move on
It's just not working out anymore
Shouldn't have been such a pussy
Learn to grow a pair"

Gosh, I just love her!...she doesn't call as much as she used to though...
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Songwriting forum
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I couldn't type that with a straight face
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#26
Quote by Jersey_Zombie
My gf wrote me a song too a couple months ago.

"I think it's time to move on
It's just not working out anymore
Shouldn't have been such a pussy
Learn to grow a pair"

Gosh, I just love her!...she doesn't call as much as she used to though...


Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.