#1
Today is "Rosh A Shana", the new Jewish year.
So now we're in the year 5768
Here have some apples with honey

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#3
rosh a shana for everybody !!


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#4
Yummy, thanks.


Oh my God, we're in the FUTURE!!!
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#6
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Shalom Shaboobla

Enjoy Rosh hashanah


Damn I just laughed SO hard haha
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#8
Dude, those apples + honey look uber-delicious.
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#9
apples and honey you say

were do i sign up for this jewish thing ?
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#10
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Dude, those apples + honey look uber-delicious.


Actually, for some reason they remind me of the poisoned apples in "snowwhite and the sever dwarfs"
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#11
You crazy time-travelling jews! What's the year 5768 like? Have we at least invented horses with machine-guns for legs yet?
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#15
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Actually, for some reason they remind me of the poisoned apples in "snowwhite and the sever dwarfs"


, I remember that cartoon-movie. I would still love apples + honey though. I have the green apples at home, but I'll go buy some red ones today and have it with honey. I'm expecting an epic taste.
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#16
Cheers for the apples, happy Rose A Shana! (If you say that) Have a good one

Here's to 5768
#18
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You just need one of these I think:



Not to mention one of these:



(A circumcision, as well as the mohel to perform it.)
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#19
Question:

Is there some kind of erotic or sex demon in Judaism?

There's this play called "Teibele and her demon" where this girl gets haunted by this crazy ass demon (the plot isn't that simplistic obviously), and I was wondering if that had any basis in the actual culture or it was made up.
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#20
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You crazy time-travelling jews! What's the year 5768 like? Have we at least invented horses with machine-guns for legs yet?

Our hearts are with Nick Grundy.
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#22
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Question:

Is there some kind of erotic or sex demon in Judaism?

There's this play called "Teibele and her demon" where this girl gets haunted by this crazy ass demon (the plot isn't that simplistic obviously), and I was wondering if that had any basis in the actual culture or it was made up.


As far as I know, there's no such a thing in Judaism :\
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#23
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Actually, for some reason they remind me of the poisoned apples in "snowwhite and the sever dwarfs"


Goddamned server dwarfs focked my server up the other day.


Happy Rosh a Shana! (sp? whatever lol)
#24
Happy new year!

Watch this video from about 1 minute to 2 minutes 30 - best Jewish calendar joke I've ever heard.

Alright, it's the only one but I still think it's brilliant.
#25
when I saw this thread I knew the TS was going to be you lol

shana tova/happy new year
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#26
Shanah tova oh mitukah (sorry if thats wrong...my transliteration skils suck)

Its bull**** though, my school dosen't give off for Rosh Hashana. They did for like ever but now they don't. So I gotta miss school and have to make up mountanious piles of bull**** work.
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