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#1
...That's a good friend and I have a major crush on her!!I don't know why but I just went like:

Me : "When was the first time that your menstruation came?"

She : "Idk,pretty soon...Oh,I remember the date it was April 18th when I was 10!"

*went on*

She : "I prefer wearing a tampon too,'cause with the pads it may over-bleed,if you know what I mean!"

Me : "How do you put the tampon?" (smartass question I actually knew it! )

She : *proceeds to demonstrate*

Me : "It's like rocking a vibrator,uh? "

She : *laughs*

Me : "btw,does that over-bleed thing ever happened to you?"

She : "Yea,here at the school!"

Me "God,that's disgusting what did you do next?"

She : "Nothing,I just stop wearing pads"

*awkward silence*

Me : "So,here we are"

She : *laughs*

*start of other topic*

...

So post some of your awkward/funny conversations with girls about menstruation or sex!


Cheers,
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#2
Once, I asked a chick to have sexorz, she proceeded to not have sexorz with me

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#3
why... WHY would you say that?
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#4
WHY would you ask the girl you like a question like that??? You fucking MORON!
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#5
oh god.
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#6
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Once, I asked a chick to have sexorz, she proceeded to not have sexorz with me

pepsi



Thats probably because you called it "sexorz".


Just a thought though.
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#8
You asked her about her periods?

You...weirdo!

I think she just likes you as a friend though, not the sort of thing girls tell guys they fancy (unless of course she's as retarded as you are)
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#9
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Once, I asked a chick to have sexorz, she proceeded to not have sexorz with me

pepsi
that situation is all to familiar to me...

i miss teh sexorz
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#11
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WHY would you ask the girl you like a question like that??? You fucking MORON!


M,chill,dude...She actually didn't mind and even start adding stuff to the conversation that I didn't even aked her about!

Awww,funny after-noon...
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#13
wow thats one sick conversation with someone you have a crush on. probably not the best way to get her
#14
You seriously asked a girl you have a major crush on when her first period was? Liek wtf? Are you insane? That's one of the weirdest things you can say to a girl you have a crush on... and a sure fire way to stay in 'friendsville, population - you' for a very long time.
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wow thats one sick conversation with someone you have a crush on. probably not the best way to get her
rag + Chloroform = best way
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#17
I try to stay away from talk about vaginal blood. You should try it, you won't look like a f*cking weirdo next time.
#18
What, pray tell, possessed you to talk about that?
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#19
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You seriously asked a girl you have a major crush on when her first period was? Liek wtf? Are you insane? That's one of the weirdest things you can say to a girl you have a crush on... and a sure fire way to stay in 'friendsville, population - you' for a very long time.


ohh,c'mon I have a crush on her but she STILL's one of my best friends...So,she trusts me and there's no problem on talking about that!!

I don't know where it came from too!

...And I think she likes me too,proly 'cause I'm funny and different!! And I got my head up my arse!
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#20
So you talked about how her uterine lining was shed? Cool.
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#21
Maybe so lol. I have a friend I have a crush on (have had for a long time) and we talk about a lot of stuff... funnily enough, monthly bleeding has never come up. XD
#22
They should raise the legal age to play the guitar worldwide.... the maturity of these forums shocks me sometimes
#23
I think the TS is trying to become the next Vincent. . .
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#24
So.. you're this excited about a conversation with a friend about periods...

.. this world is falling on its ass...


...hard
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#25
I remember I asked a girl to play guitar at my house, and she said "Sorry, my vagina is taken." I seriously did not even mean anything like, "come over to my house and meet my buddy, he likes you." I was seriously just asking her to come over to my house to play guitar sometime with my band. Very, very a awkward moment for me.
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#26
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I think the TS is trying to become the next Vincent. . .


What's or who's Vicent/a Vincent?
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#27
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that situation is all to familiar to me...

i miss teh sexorz


Don't be silly you never had it TO miss


Likewise
#28
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So.. you're this excited about a conversation with a friend about periods...

.. this world is falling on its ass...


...hard



that made me laugh, though I have no idea why, mainly because I agree
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#29
methinks TS is showing off his ability to talk to women. and phailing. epically
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#30
You are a dumb dumbass threadstarter
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#31
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You asked her about her periods?

You...weirdo!

I think she just likes you as a friend though, not the sort of thing girls tell guys they fancy (unless of course she's as retarded as you are)


Me and my fiance talk about our parts and any problems we have, because we love each other. But I mean, we're in love, and care a lot for each other, so it's a different situation.

Yea, brah. She sees you as a friend. Maybe just tell her you really like her and would like to work things out. Don't be afraid of denial, she will more than likely think the same thing.


Now if you're sure you love her though, explain to her true love. Then after a silence tell her "I love you". If you don't know what true love is, you shouldn't be dating.
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#33
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You are a dumb dumbass threadstarter


And you're from Canada...That's not even a country you "dumbass"!!

Really,I'm kiding you no offence intended!
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#34
Dude, steal powers from the wonder twins, and become her tampon!!!!!!!!!
The plan is fool proof...
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#35
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Me and my fiance talk about our parts and any problems we have, because we love each other. But I mean, we're in love, and care a lot for each other, so it's a different situation.

Yea, brah. She sees you as a friend. Maybe just tell her you really like her and would like to work things out. Don't be afraid of denial, she will more than likely think the same thing.


Now if you're sure you love her though, explain to her true love. Then after a silence tell her "I love you". If you don't know what true love is, you shouldn't be dating.


You'll never know what true love is unless you date. You're suggestion = catch 22.
#36
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And you're from Canada...That's not even a country you "dumbass"!!

Really,I'm kiding you no offence intended!

And "****face, Cockmaster" is?

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Dude, steal powers from the wonder twins, and become her tampon!!!!!!!!!
The plan is fool proof...

What cartoon is that from? I know I've seen it somewhere. . .
#37
seeing from your ug profile, Leat, I am deeming you to much of a dooshbag to have a fiance
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#39
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And "****face, Cockmaster" is?

EDIT:
What cartoon is that from? I know I've seen it somewhere. . .


Yea,but I prefer not to reveal it 'cause were I live the gnomes may kill me if I reveal anything,and I don't get raped by gnomes again while screaming "Viva La Resistance!!No to the opression!" trust me...It doesn't work!!
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#40

What cartoon is that from? I know I've seen it somewhere. . .

FAMILY GUY FTW!!!!
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