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#1
Welcome. Please fill out the following form, and submit it to the command panel for review. Upon acceptance, you will be issued an identification card which will grant you clearance to our armory, shelter, and billiard lounge.

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Name:

Sex:

Special Skills:

Medical Conditions:

Psychological Conditions:

Prior Zombie Survival Experience:

Preferred mixed drink:

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Have a nice day, and good luck with your submission.
#2
Name: Stuart

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Pwning at metal gear

Medical Conditions: none

Psychological Conditions: elated

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: ogmz alll teh gamez

Preferred mixed drink: Coco
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#4
Name: Craig

Sex: Sure, why not. Male

Special Skills: Can communicate with Zombies by shouting loudly and throwing stuff at them.

Medical Conditions: None

Psychological Conditions: RAWRRRR

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: Watched Sean of the dead 3 times, Resisdent evil 2 times, 28 days later once,

Preferred mixed drink: Rum & Pepsi.
#5
Quote by Heat-13
whats a command panel?

A board of reviewers, who are senior members of the club. I.e. me.
#6
Name: Jeff

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Molotov cocktail maker.

Medical Conditions: Herpes, Gonorrhea, Various STDS obtained from animals.

Psychological Conditions: None.

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: 28 days before this.

Preferred mixed drink: Long Island Iced tea.
#7
Name: les

Sex: M

Special Skills: chainsaw proficency at Level 5

Medical Conditions: need metal music to survive (absence of it puts subject in a vegetabe state)

Psychological Conditions: insane

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: your mother.. (actually no thats just lame) ... lets jus say plenty

Preferred mixed drink: vodka and juice (any kind)
#8
Name:Rob

Sex:Yes please (Male)

Special Skills:Pwage at all video games, Crack shot with almost any gun

Medical Conditions:asthma

Psychological Conditions:F*king CRAZY

Prior Zombie Survival Experience:Teh gamez

Preferred mixed drink:Iced Tea
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#10
Name: Rhys

Sex: Male

Special Skills: can strum a few smelly cats

Medical Conditions: zero

Psychological Conditions: zero

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: well ive watched shaun of the dead

Preferred mixed drink: shandy wahay
Quote by .arkness:.
I did it in the church confession booth. i jizzed all over the mesh in an attempt to hit the priest.
#11
Name: Hobolad (Real name a closely guarded secret- 'cause it's the internet)

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Banjo, guitar, harmonica! Arguing that zombies have rights too!

Medical Conditions: Pure sex appeal.

Psychological Conditions: Grimly bitterly lonerly and grizzled. And also cool. And sly.

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: None, but fast learner.

Preferred mixed drink: The one what makes zombies come after you (Failing that just a luvverly smoothie would suffice.)

EDIT: For the drink- I was thinking of that xBox game where you mix drinks, you know the one.
Quote by aaron13
well i get on the net and chat with hot chicks alot.
most of them want to see me naked.. and they are over 18..
Last edited by Hobolad at Sep 12, 2007,
#12
Name: Randy

Sex: Yes...Male

Special Skills: Superior knowledge of zombies, keeps zombie survival guide on hand, trained in firearms use, ok I go to shooting ranges.


Medical Conditions: None

Psychological Conditions: Usually on the edge if the situation becomes hectic

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: I play loads of Zombie games, and handled a level 2 outbreak.

Preferred mixed drink: Eh, Cranberry Juice is fine.
666 BRO
#13
We have a few ground rules, in order to help keep the riff-raff out.

Rule #1: You MUST kill a zombie at some point. It isn't a knitting circle.

Rule #2: NO poor man's drugs (ie: "Crack", amphetamines, or cheap liqour.
This is just a matter of poor taste, really. If you must use these substances, feel free to the parking lot.

Rule #3: Please, try to keep the violence and uncouth behavior to the lounge, we will remove you by force if nessicary. This includes killing zombies.
As this so clearly states, do try not to ruin the atmosphere of this fine establishment by random, unprovoked beatings, urination, or the occasional stream of profanity.

By reading this statement, you agree that the Zombie Survivalist Gentlemens Club is NOT responsible for any injuries, drug overdoses, or death.
#14
Name: Joe

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Can suck my own pen0r.

Medical Conditions: aids, diabeetus, the usual...

Psychological Conditions: too many

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: shaun of the dead

Preferred mixed drink: Does Blacktooth Grin count?
Own a PS3?
Add me: ILOVECHICKEN
#15
Name: Craig

Sex: Yes Please. (I'm male.)

Special Skills: Black-belt in kick-boxing, if that counts..?

Medical Conditions: None.

Psychological Conditions: Bi-polar disorder.

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: Resident Evil, Shaun Of The Dead, Night of The Living Dead, Dead Rising.

Preferred mixed drink: Anything with vodka.
Our hearts are with Nick Grundy.
Quote by Ez0ph
I think AvengedThrice is pretty cool guy, eh raeps kittens to death and doesn't afraid of anything.

He knows me well..
#16
Name - Nathan

Sex - Male

Special Skills - Pwn'd n00bz on teh intrenetz

Medical Conditions - Too cool for school

Psychological Conditions - Awesome

Prior Zombie Survival Experience - Played zombies on halo alot and always won.

Preferred mixed drink - Chocolate Milk
#17
Name: Jeff

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Botany, poetry, can eat nails and **** quarters

Medical Conditions: none

Psychological Conditions: Uncontrollable rage

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: I once trained a zombie to be my body double at work.

Preferred mixed drink: Triple Sec w/ lime, or Jack strait up.
#18
Quote by umop-3p!sdn
We have a few ground rules, in order to help keep the riff-raff out.

Rule #1: You MUST kill a zombie at some point. It isn't a knitting circle.

Rule #2: NO poor man's drugs (ie: "Crack", amphetamines, or cheap liqour.
This is just a matter of poor taste, really. If you must use these substances, feel free to the parking lot.

Rule #3: Please, try to keep the violence and uncouth behavior to the lounge, we will remove you by force if nessicary. This includes killing zombies.
As this so clearly states, do try not to ruin the atmosphere of this fine establishment by random, unprovoked beatings, urination, or the occasional stream of profanity.

By reading this statement, you agree that the Zombie Survivalist Gentlemens Club is NOT responsible for any injuries, drug overdoses, or death.


Aye.
666 BRO
#19
Oh Jesus, not this crap again...
Quote by SleepTalkinMan
"Ooh! Straight-jackets online! Christmas sorted."
#20
Well providin this is a zombie thread.. i think this is the place to post this link...


ladies and gentlemen...

i present you....


GEORGE BUSH ON ZOMBIES!!! (claps in background)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ectrlaltdel%2Donline%2Ecom%2Fnews%2Ephp%3Fi%3D1469

now watch this vid
#21
Name: Joey

Sex: Male

Special Skills: im basically amazing with swords...

Medical Conditions: none

Psychological Conditions: im pretty jacked

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: i watch zombie movies n i beat the zombie game on the 360

Preferred mixed drink: jack n coke... anything with some jack basically though
Quote by tarheelfan2
Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

Quote by funkbass369
GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

Quote by funkyfigure8
Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#22
Name: S.J.

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Kayaking

Medical Conditions: Asthma, Dyspraxia

Psychological Conditions: none

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: survived the oxford street outbreak of 03' won best headshot award.

Preferred mixed drink: Jack daniels and fat free marshmallows.
#23
Name: Sean

Sex: Take a guess

Special Skills: Free Running, Sniping

Medical Conditions: None

Psychological Conditions: None that I know of

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: Studying zombie behaviour from games, books, films and what not.

Preferred mixed drink: Tequila Sunrise
#25
Name: Scott

Sex: Male

Special Skills: guitar, super fast ninja reflexes

Medical Conditions: none

Psychological Conditions: none

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: 100 hours of Dead Rising + Zombie Survival guide

Preferred mixed drink: Gin and Tonic
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#26
Name:
Kjell

Sex:
Yes.

Special Skills:
Does a good Hitler impersonation.

Medical Conditions:
Penis doens't fit most pants.

Psychological Conditions:
None.

Prior Zombie Survival Experience:
I once saw a zombie but it was in a game but i lived and can tell you about it.

Preferred mixed drink:
Hm... choccolate milk?

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#27
Gimme Some ****ing Coco
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#28
Name:Alasdair

Sex:Infrequent

Special Skills:Can tie a full Windsor knot in under 4.5 seconds

Medical Conditions:I accept your medical plan unconditionally. Thank you very much for offering

Psychological Conditions:Conditioned to remian polite, yet aloof in all social circumstances. Unable to drink tea without extending pinkie.

Prior Zombie Survival Experience:One doesn't like to brag.

Preferred mixed drink:A zombie, knocked back clean and easy.
#29
Name: Jordan

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Runner, steady shot, undead expert. I can bend my thumb at odd angles and make funny faces!!

Medical Conditions: None, no allergies, meds, nothing. I'm pretty thin though.

Psychological Conditions: I have a 140 IQ (from a real test, not one of those ghey online ones), but am still pretty much a total retard, so that could cause problems.

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: 81st RnR Brig. commanding officer, successfully contained outbreak in 2004.

Preferred mixed drink: Ceasar.
Quote by bassmanjoe08
I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#30
HOLY SH*T, Meh is a ZOMBIE, KILL
HIM,
*pulls out smg seen in the avatar and starts shooting*
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#32
Name: Ted DiSalvo

Sex: Male

Special Skills: One hell of a sniper, and actual navy training if we hit the water.

Medical Conditions: None

Psychological Conditions: None, besides the joy i get from killing zombies

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: I have read the Zombie Survival Guide 12 times( really I have) and have dealt with ex-girlfriends dad( he was as good as a zombie, just faster)

Preferred mixed drink: Vodka and Rum ( not together, I drink where i fight, either Europe or N. America. If need be in Mexico, I can do tequila)

Advantages over Zombies: I am a track runner, I ran a 2:05 Half mile as a freshman last year, and this year looks like im breaking the big 2. Also scored a 158 IQ ( the actual one) and have decent first aid experience needed in the field.
Founder of the Trombone>Sax>all club, pm me my fellow 'boners!!

we hit harder than anyone else. Ug's lacrosse club, pm me or hrdcorelaxplaya to join!
Last edited by bob311 at Sep 12, 2007,
#33
Quote by grenade24
HOLY SH*T, Meh is a ZOMBIE, KILL
HIM,
*pulls out smg seen in the avatar and starts shooting*



WTF?

Why the hell would a zombie want coco? Zombies want BRAINS, noob.

This guy is obvioulsy a noob


...


noob


lolz
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#34
Name: Dave

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Marksmanship experience.

Medical Conditions: None

Psychological Conditions: None

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: Proud owner of "The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide," "World War Z," as well as pretty much every zombie-related movie on the face of the planet.

Preferred mixed drink: White Russian.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

<//////>~
#35
Name: Dan

Sex: Male

Special Skills: Bass ----> Face

Medical Conditions: None

Psychological Conditions: None

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: Nick Frost's zombie survival guide. Google it people!

Preferred mixed drink: Vodka and coke. Preferably in a 2 litre bottle.
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#36
Quote by meh!
Gimme Some ****ing Coco

Such vile language. I may have to retract the generous offer of a membership if I see another instance of this fine establishments reputation spoilt.

But, may I ask, what kind of beverage is hot chololate? You are in a club in the upper echelons of society. No cocoa here, although we have champagne, wine, and a wide selection of coctails.
#37
Name: Nick Kroeger

Sex: Is Fun

Special Skills: RIFLEMAN

Medical Conditions: Hurt

Psychological Conditions: Aren't good

Prior Zombie Survival Experience: Commander of zulu team on z-day

Preferred mixed drink: Cola and sprite
#38
Quote by umop-3p!sdn
Such vile language. I may have to retract the generous offer of a membership if I see another instance of this fine establishments reputation spoilt.

But, may I ask, what kind of beverage is hot chololate? You are in a club in the upper echelons of society. No cocoa here, although we have champagne, wine, and a wide selection of coctails.



I was never offered anything, don't lie -_-

I didn't say hot chocolate...and what kind of a place doesn't sell coco? I've been fighting zombies for nigh on 30 years and i've never missed my coco at bed time.
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#40
Sweet Jesus! Another bloody zombie has got in. I suppose I shall have to run him over with my yacht...

...

Okay, now where is he hired help when you need it? They always seem to disappear whenever I need zombie cleaned off the front of my yacht...
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