#1



ok this is the best thing i ever read:

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
sup?
#2
meh...guinness is nothing special either
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#3
I laughed, a little. Not the funniest thing ever though
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#5
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meh...guinness is nothing special either

better than coors and stuff.
sup?
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better than coors and stuff.



I'd prefer coors
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#11
Guinness is a tad to dark for me. I prefer a lighter beer like Kokanee or Molson Canadian, though I rarely drink beer.
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#12
poop>guinness.
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#14
That was great
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#16
i'm underage. drinking underage is AGAINST THE LAW!
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#17


Guinness > You.
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#19
I've never really liked Guinness, I like lighter beers.
But more than light beers, I like Gin. Yummy Gin
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#20
Guinness
Henniken
Budvar
Staropramn
Stella
Hoegaarden

all own any american piss water
#21
my old buddy Sam wins every time
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#23
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The best beer on Earth is Blue Moon.

Admittedly, it is a VERY good american-brewed white ale.

In reality, 'American Beer' is piss water. However, there are good, very good, American Brewers.

Blue Moon
Sierra Nevada
Dogfish Head
Redhook
Magic Hat

just to name a few.
#24
America may have bad beer but our whiskey is the best.
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#25
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I cant stand guiness.

Pyramid Heffeweisen FTW


It's an aquired Taste. Like Wine. Cept much better.

I liked that joke because of how true it is.

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America may have bad beer but our whiskey is the best.



Bourbon is your only good whiskey (oh and Jack is fairly good but not as good a Jamesons.) and its not that good.

Nothing beats Jamesons Irish Whiskey.
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America may have bad beer but our whiskey is the best.


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#28
Augustiner Beer (from Munich) is the best in the world.
I hate Bud, I like Coors, I love Sam Adams (American beer can be good too)!
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Don't often praise the Irish, but they got you beat on the whiskey, and the Scots got you beat on the whisky.


bourbon is different from scottish and irish whiskey


..also the best beer ive ever has is the Indian 'Kingfisher'. great with a chicken korma