#2
wtf? did you write that?
Needlenick wrote:

Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#3
wait, what?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#4
What about it?
Ibanez Xiphos XPT700
Laney VH100R
Epi Les Paul (SH-1 '59 neck, SH-11 custom custom bridge)
#6
OMG




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#7
Quote by scarfacesuit
wtf? did you write that?


no im just doing a report on thermometers, and found it
#8
what? i see a wikipedia page? you're not the first one to discover the site.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#9
I Have No Idea What You Want From Me!!!!!!!!!!
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I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.


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Rape: Is it in you?
#11
Damn. Nice. Look at the Shiner, Texas page. I know who did it.

EDIT: Dammit, nevermind, someone fixed it.
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YES.
Like a russian doll, with balls.



I love The Pit.
Last edited by Mr. Thingy at Sep 12, 2007,
#13
A thermometer ZOMG ROFL!!!!has two important elements, the temperature sensor (e.g. the bulb on a mercury thermometer) in which some physical change occurs with temperature, plus some means of converting this physical change into a value (e.g. the scale on a mercury thermometer).


Haha!

I don't know what headline text we're looking for, but this is pretty funny.

It actually has that in the article.


80th best UGer
#14
well someone is officaly retarded for that one, Good job jackass
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#15
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Someone typed ZOMG ROFL!!! in the middle of a sentence.

heyy!!! your in my sig!!!!!
sup?
#16
so......


whos gonna add some more?

one zomg rofl isnt enough.....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#19
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haha....i typed the ZOMG ROFL!!!

im such a bad a ss

so you admit to being the oficial retard then?
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#23
nice
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#25
the last part on the second section is funny
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Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

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GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

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Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#26
I remember searching black holes and getting things about hairy pussies.
=P
You're not brutal.


(click the smiley!)

#27
i was doing a project on steroids, and the entire headline paragraph was like "steroids are chemicals which like get youz crazy ripped and ****." it was funnier than that of course, and then they added a section on roid rage that was like "ahhhh!!!!! that's what you're like when you've got roid rage, you like go crazy and **** and punch your girlfriend"