#1
okay

so my friend is goin out with this chick (gf)

but the chick's friend (bitch) talks to him and drags him to more places than the other chick (gf) and talks to him on the fone WAY more

the gf's friend (bitch) hates me for some reason and is manipulating my friend into hating me

he said they were goin to the movies and i said lets go to the pb park and he said he wanted to get laid by his gf. i said lets all go to the pb park and he said sure and his gf said sure but the gf's friend (bitch) said nah lets go to the movies i hate him. he does what the gf's friend (bitch) says and i say bros before hoes man. His reply was "shes my bro man". Can fat chicks be bros? Also anyone know how to kill fat chicks to make it look natural?
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#2
Shove some chicken down her throat and make her choke on it. No one will suspect that.

EDIT: No, fat chicks are not men. Unless they are hermaphrodites. Then they count as half-men.
#3
yea, my friends girlfriend stole his balls. i can barely talk to him when she isnt around, and i cant even look at him when they are together
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#5
ram a dildo down her throat and keep it there 'til she chokes...it doesn't get any more natural than that

he's probably only being nice to the bitch cause he knows if he isn't he wont get any from his gf
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#6
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Your friend's dating a fat chick? He's obviously not a good friend, then.

no, the gf's friend is fat and hes like her lap dog and idk why

cant hang out with him with her around because she nags if im there and hates me
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#9
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no, the gf's friend is fat and hes like her lap dog and idk why

cant hang out with him with her around because she nags if im there and hates me


Just kill her. No one cares about fat chicks anyways.

I say, you rent out a black van, assemble a team of super ninjas (or just random people) and kidnap her, lock her in a room with a whole bunch of twinkies, donots, and fried chicken, and just watch her eat til she dies.
#10
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****ty dude, what a bad friend...
Why exactly does she hate you?

i think its because i went out with her older sister for a month but i dont know why that would piss someone off
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#11
well
starve her for more than 3 mins
natural enough

or slit her wrists while she knoced out with a knife in her hands
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#12
Maybe she's an over-analytic bitch who thinks that you weren't good enough for he older sister? Or if you broke up with her older sister.
#13
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well
starve her for more than 3 mins
natural enough

or slit her wrists while she knoced out with a knife in her hands

i tried the first one and i cant really do much while people are around

is there anything you can do to a cough drop or a piece of gum to make it fatal?
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#14
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look up a list of fatal poisons most likely

btw homocide is 25 to life =(
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#15
i think the whoel bros befores hoes rule is kinda BS, i mean honestly (totally going out of stated scenario but) if you had plans to hang with your bro all weekend or go have sex with some 2 random hot chicks, i doubt your gonna choose your bro, the one usually complaining about it is the one whose getting ditched naturally so it goes both ways =D
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#16
aw man fat chicks as your gf's friend is terrible

aw jesus I don't even want to get started

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#17
i think were all missing the part about u saying bros before hoes, and him saying SHES MY BRO MAN....he chose a fat chick (who isnt really his friend, just a friend of his gf) over his actual friend.

i say just kill em both, make it look like they were having an affair, so it looks like one of those ur mine forever mwahahaha murder suicide things
#18
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i think were all missing the part about u saying bros before hoes, and him saying SHES MY BRO MAN....he chose a fat chick (who isnt really his friend, just a friend of his gf) over his actual friend.

i say just kill em both, make it look like they were having an affair, so it looks like one of those ur mine forever mwahahaha murder suicide things


When they're dead, put the chicks hand on the fat chicks ass to make it look funny. :l
#19
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i think the whoel bros befores hoes rule is kinda BS, i mean honestly (totally going out of stated scenario but) if you had plans to hang with your bro all weekend or go have sex with some 2 random hot chicks, i doubt your gonna choose your bro, the one usually complaining about it is the one whose getting ditched naturally so it goes both ways =D

2 random hot chicks?
ones hot one is so fat whenever someone passes her there like "GOD DAMN THATS ONE FAT ASS"
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#20
guess what!?!?!

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#21
I did that. Only with my [ex]gf, not a friend.
Just convince him to get rid of her.
She's a bad gf.
Shoot her.
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#22
Just try to turn your friend against the fatty. Offer him sex to make the offer more enticing. And ensure that you are always wearing a 'No Fat Chicks" shirt when you're around the fatty
#23
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guess what!?!?!



Damn, i was gonna post that!!
#24
Delete this thread, then drop a piece of marshmallow into a container full of LSD, EXPENSIVE.. But they won't find poison's like arsenic or mercury in her system just LSD. Give her the marshmallow or make her eat it somehow. So it's an automatic drug overdose. Plus, she'll be freaking out and you can watch! Too easy man..
#25
OHMIGOD.

This Is lak totally teen Americen dramaz!!!111

Sounds like the other girls a complete bitch. Try speaking to the g/f about it...
#26
Hell no. It's quite literally bros before hos. That's like the cardinal rule of manhood.

I say Manbitch.

Edit: Also, like someone posted before, No Fat Chicks. That's breaking two rules. This guy needs to be beaten.
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#27
The next time you're with him and the fat chick is there, just confront her.

She'll probably get pissy and end up looking like the idiot.