i lol'd a bit
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
yeh that was on a tv show last night... lol it was good
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cyclobs you are demented..... in a good way
I love how emo jokes reached the mainstream media like... 5 years after they stopped being funny.
Quote by bassmanjoe08
I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
You know, these emo jokes are getting so annoying.
Like, everyone answers with "0mg y0ur teh emo!!!!!1one!1!!"
It's stupid.
You're not brutal.

(click the smiley!)

That wasn't funny at all
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
We americans are fat and stupid but you brits have the worst sense of humor ever.
^if you're talking about the chasers, they're aussies...

and if you think you DON'T have the worst sense of humour, compare the aussie version of 'thank god you're here' to the american version
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When you look at a guy and immediately go, "wow, what a douchebag"

that is what girls find attractive.
for those foreign dingleberries who didnt know, these are the same guy(s) that did that apec stunt with the whole osama and canada thing
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once i banged a 5 year old chick, i love banging older women.