Poll: Hairy Back Mary... Seen one?
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View poll results: Hairy Back Mary... Seen one?
yay.
38 52%
nay.
35 48%
Voters: 73.
#1
Alright, surely you know those girls that you know HAVE HAIR ON THEIR BACKS!?!?!?!?! So here's the story... A girl who I previously thought was hot bends over in class and I decide to look... Shouldnt have done that... And i get my eyes full of her hairy back!!! And of course my OMGWTFBBQ sensors are going off at that very moment... Ehh. Feel free to leave your stories of those hairy back Marys you've sadly seen in your lives.
Last edited by Whoot at Sep 12, 2007,
#3
pics or it didnt happen
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I thought the title said hairy black man at first.

Anyway... I have no stories



and you clicked the link why?
#11
I know one, she's actually pretty cute to. I think she has some hormone thing and that's why her back is hairy. She was infertile as well but then they fixed her.
#15
or..she could be italian or something.

not that im against italians, i date one infact.
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#16
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But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

Surely people this dumb must've failed to breathe a long time ago.
#18
ive seen worst... i know a girl with a hairy chest..... not lumberjack hairy... but visible HAIR

the worst thing is that shes hot.... what a waste
#19
How hairy, like 40 Year Old man hairy, or 14 year old boy's chin hairy?
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#20
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I thought the title said hairy black man at first.

Anyway... I have no stories

I lol'd so hard at this.
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Lol No!

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#21
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ive seen worst... i know a girl with a hairy chest..... not lumberjack hairy... but visible HAIR

the worst thing is that shes hot.... what a w
aste


Yeah i saw this girl at the pool that forgot to shave a patch of hair above her boob. She wasnt too happy about it when one of my friends decided to point it out to her.
Last edited by Whoot at Sep 12, 2007,
#22
Hairy Mary... you're one in a million/ahhhahaha... and so's your chances
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#23
jesus...imagine bein with that girl, an puttin ur arms around her only to feel.....


UUUUGHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY GOD WHYYYYY
#24
This hot girl in my history class has rather large bazooms, and I thought I'd get lucky when she bent over. There was a medium thick coat of hair between her bosoms.

Needless to say, I ran home immediately, turned out the lights in my room, locked the doors, and rocked back and forth on my bed until I passed out.
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Suck My Butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Lol No!

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That song is the epitomy of sterotypical youtube wankerness.

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lol. that's funny. a penis joke.

#25
It seems like everyone on here lives only for the slight possibility that some girl at school will bend over in front of them.
#26
I remember another. There was a fat Indian girl at my old school with a very hairy chin.
#27
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It seems like everyone on here lives only for the slight possibility that some girl at school will bend over in front of them.

Not some girl. A girl with rather large bazooms.

Oh, and I love your avatar. Velvet Underground for the win.
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Suck My Butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Lol No!

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That song is the epitomy of sterotypical youtube wankerness.

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lol. that's funny. a penis joke.

#28
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jesus...imagine bein with that girl, an puttin ur arms around her only to feel.....


UUUUGHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY GOD WHYYYYY

Yeah... imagine...

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#29
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It seems like everyone on here lives only for the slight possibility that some girl at school will bend over in front of them.


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...im so sad
#31
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It seems like everyone on here lives only for the slight possibility that some girl at school will bend over in front of them.


Not really.

Though I have to guiltily say that when a hot friend got down on her knees in front of me because she wanted to talk (I was in a chair and was no chairs available beside me), my mind had to wander to places that they aren't meant to go to. Just a pity that no other girl has ever done that for different reasons.
#32
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How hairy, like 40 Year Old man hairy, or 14 year old boy's chin hairy?


Lol, I read that as 40 year virgin hairy. But she has the 14 year old boys chin hair on her back, which is pretty bad. I dont even want to think about her downstairs.
#33
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should I... date her?


I would say no- ur OMGWTFBBQ senses were going off- and if its hairy on the back do you really want to see what its like between teh ass cheeks/between pussy and asshole etc..

i wouldnt lol
#34
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I would say no- ur OMGWTFBBQ senses were going off- and if its hairy on the back do you really want to see what its like between teh ass cheeks/between pussy and asshole etc..

i wouldnt lol


Wow, that put the nastiest picture in my head, dude seriously, worse than tubgirl.
#36
hairy women in general are not good news was she really hot or a bit of a low res fox
#37
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Lol, I read that as 40 year virgin hairy. But she has the 14 year old boys chin hair on her back, which is pretty bad. I dont even want to think about her downstairs.

Maybe she shaves downstairs as it's easier than her back
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