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#1
no its not an ad
im super broke and i need $100
whats the easiest way to make it as fast as possible
no illegal stuff though
or sexual favors
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#2
Easiest way I can think about is selling some of your stuff.
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#3
Selling stuff works. But if you don't mind illegal, try peddling heroin, all the cool kids are doing it.
#4
Sexual favors, or no dice.
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#5
damn thats what i was thinking (selling my stuff)
lame
i dont have very much things of value
any other ideas??
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#6
Quote by rubenroxyoursox
damn thats what i was thinking (selling my stuff)
lame
i dont have very much things of value
any other ideas??



Did you not see my post on peddling heroin?
#7
but thats illegal
im not the type to do anything illegal
i dont even smoke
or drink alcohol
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#8
unh... borrow it, like 10/20 dollars from all your friends+parents.
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#9
Quote by rubenroxyoursox
but thats illegal
im not the type to do anything illegal
i dont even smoke
or drink alcohol



You should smoke and drink. Your missing out. Peddling heroin puts monies in the wallet.
#11
Quote by Aqua Dementia
You should smoke and drink. Your missing out. Peddling heroin puts monies in the wallet.

nah tried it and didnt like it i really dont think i am missing out
and heroin is lame

i guess ill just sell some of my stuff
and not stuff as in sexual stuff i mean actual material items
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#12
Quote by rubenroxyoursox
nah tried it and didnt like it i really dont think i am missing out
and heroin is lame

i guess ill just sell some of my stuff
and not stuff as in sexual stuff i mean actual material items


What did you try to smoke?

Yes heroin is lame, but the thought of getting people to sell it is amusing me to no end right now.
#13
To all the people saying "donate sperm" you are n00bs. Only about 5-10% of guys can donate sperm. You have to have all these certain features and a certain background and all this stuff. It's not like you walk in, beat it into a cup, hand it to them and walk out with 100 bucks. You have to fill out paper work, go through all this crap, and then find out that you aren't able to donate sperm.

A better way to spend your time would be to either sell things on ebay or get a job. You could make 100 bucks in two days EASY by working even at minimum wage... I've made 80 bucks in ONE day before.
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#14
i tried to smoke babies but they have this awful aftertaste

EDIT
i have a job but i get paid bi weekly so no money till the next two weeks
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#16
well i kinda have traffic tickets i gotta pay
sucks having no money
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#17
Quote by PieceOfMind666
To all the people saying "donate sperm" you are n00bs. Only about 5-10% of guys can donate sperm. You have to have all these certain features and a certain background and all this stuff. It's not like you walk in, beat it into a cup, hand it to them and walk out with 100 bucks. You have to fill out paper work, go through all this crap, and then find out that you aren't able to donate sperm.

A better way to spend your time would be to either sell things on ebay or get a job. You could make 100 bucks in two days EASY by working even at minimum wage... I've made 80 bucks in ONE day before.

Hey, you could donate sperm
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#19
Quote by rubenroxyoursox
i tried to smoke babies but they have this awful aftertaste

EDIT
i have a job but i get paid bi weekly so no money till the next two weeks

Then here's my answer for you:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pEzuC5UoM8g



EDIT: Oh, nevermind I didn't see the part about having to pay a traffic ticket.. Then I guess you could just borrow some cash from parents or something for now, and pay them back when you get your paycheck. That's what I'd do anyways.
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people here are idiot.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
Last edited by PieceOfMind666 at Sep 13, 2007,
#20
Quote by PieceOfMind666
To all the people saying "donate sperm" you are n00bs.



No one said anything about donating sperm until after you suggested it. Way to read the posts Stevie Wonder.
#21
i dont think i want children that i dont know of
i can donate plasma no?
what is plasma anyway?
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#23
Quote by Aqua Dementia
No one said anything about donating sperm until after you suggested it. Way to read the posts Stevie Wonder.

actually there were a couple posts about it that people deleted. It's not like I would write all of that for no reason.. So simmer down over there...
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people here are idiot.
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the only good wahs out there are Slashs, Zacks, and Dimebags.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#24
Quote by rubenroxyoursox
i dont think i want children that i dont know of
i can donate plasma no?
what is plasma anyway?


If your referring to blood plasma it's the yellow-colored liquid component of blood, in which blood cells are suspended.
#25
Quote by PieceOfMind666
actually there were a couple posts about it that people deleted. It's not like I would write all of that for no reason.. So simmer down over there...


Well I didn't see the deleted posts (no kidding). My bad G.
#26
Quote by PieceOfMind666
To all the people saying "donate sperm" you are n00bs. Only about 5-10% of guys can donate sperm. You have to have all these certain features and a certain background and all this stuff. It's not like you walk in, beat it into a cup, hand it to them and walk out with 100 bucks. You have to fill out paper work, go through all this crap, and then find out that you aren't able to donate sperm.

A better way to spend your time would be to either sell things on ebay or get a job. You could make 100 bucks in two days EASY by working even at minimum wage... I've made 80 bucks in ONE day before.



...who said donate sperm?

EDIT: Whoops, nevermind, sorry.
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#27
i heard you get 50 bucks for donating plasma
but you gotta have a machine hooked up to you for hours
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#28
Gamble or, steal
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#30
Work for the council. When I was 16 I dropped-out of school, and walked right into a job where I was making $100 dollars a day. (Minimum wage for all Victorian council workers). My job title was "Horticultural labourer" but it was really just glorified ditch digging.
#31
Don't sell heroin I tried that now I'm still broke and I have yet another thing to spend money on.
#32
Sit outside of places and play guitar.

This will kill two birds with one stone..

One, you may make money.

Two, you'll find out whether or not you should continue playing depending on how much you make.
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#33
^Then you did it wrong.

Just kidding. If you actually sold, that's pretty ridiculous. Oh well you gotta get the monies in the wallet somehow, no?
#34
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Sit outside of places and play guitar.

This will kill two birds with one stone..

One, you may make money.

Two, you'll find out whether or not you should continue playing depending on how much you make.

anyone ever done this??
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#36
Lawl...

Why didn't you like...pay them when you had money?

Just borrow and pay back on payday. Isn't really worth selling stuff or going to extremes when you have a job, friends/family know that you have a job so they know you'll be able to pay them back.
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#37
Aqua Dementia, you looking for a score? *acts conspicuously*



Um, I'd say borrow from someone, they know you're good for the money soon, so they shouldn't complain
#38
I was kidding by the way but anyway I say you go around cutting old peoples lawns.
#39
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Your onto me... Man I've got itchy blood....

Just kidding. At the moment heroin is amusing me, hence all the posts on heroin.
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