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#1
could someone get pregnant if they got fingered and there was a tiny bit of cum on the persons finger. and it only went in to like the second knuckle?
#2
Deja vu...
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#4
Possibly, but I doubt it's very likely. A tiny bit probably wouldn't contain enough sperm to reach the egg and then have one break through and fertilise it. That's not to say it couldn't happen, though.
#5
wash ure hands next time, do you enjoy your own cum on your hands =(
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#6
Depends how long the cum has been there. it can survive outside the body for up to 5 days I believe... So yes its possible, unlikly due to the fact its a small amount, but possible
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Quote by Marwanbaki
wash ure hands next time, do you enjoy your own cum on your hands =(


So what if he does?

#8
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#11
Quote by sebastianh
could someone get pregnant if they got fingered and there was a tiny bit of cum on the persons finger. and it only went in to like the second knuckle?


Dude, after the second knuckle there's not much more finger left to stick in Do you normally fist the girls you fool around with, or what?
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#12
Yes, she's pregnant. Sucked in.
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#14
LOL

i can imagine your face when you realised


but i can't believe your next thought was to come on here and tell us
#16
Quote by sebastianh
could someone get pregnant if they got fingered and there was a tiny bit of cum on the persons finger. and it only went in to like the second knuckle?


Congratulations. Your thread is the most idiotic thread that i've ever read in this place.



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Depends whether the person getting fingered is male or female.


I can't believe u wasted 10 min. of ur useless life to come up with that
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#17
Quote by Feel bad inc.
Depends how long the cum has been there. it can survive outside the body for up to 5 days I believe... So yes its possible, unlikly due to the fact its a small amount, but possible

Do you often have cum on your hands for 5 days?
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#21
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So what if he does?



The he should learn to lick it off
#22
Quote by abhishek21
I can't believe u wasted 10 min. of ur useless life to come up with that


Well it was actually more like 30 seconds...I can't believe you wasted your time saying that to me you ****ing no good piece of ****. Why don't you drop dead, huh? You brainless ****. Why are you even attacking me? You stupid ****. My useless life? Kill yourself, dumb ****.
#23
haha this is some funny **** i cant belive people post stuff like this your such a loser
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#25
Congratulation, you're going to be a daddy!

I suggest you name the kid Josephine if it's a girl, and lord emperor Xenu the third if it's a boy.
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#26
Quote by sebastianh
could someone get pregnant if they got fingered and there was a tiny bit of cum on the persons finger. and it only went in to like the second knuckle?


Why didn't you ****ing wipe it off or something in the first place you asshat?
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#27
urgh, i hate threads like this. Yes its possible, but probable? I've been actively trying to get pregnant for 15 months now and no baby. Its really not as easy as you might think.
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#28
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urgh, i hate threads like this. Yes its possible, but probable? I've been actively trying to get pregnant for 15 months now and no baby. Its really not as easy as you might think.


PROTIP: You're infertile.

#29
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Dude, after the second knuckle there's not much more finger left to stick in Do you normally fist the girls you fool around with, or what?


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#30
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PROTIP: You're infertile.



Funny f*cker, been tested already. Both me and my boyfriend. No physical problems, doc just says it can take up to 2 years to conceive naturally.
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#32
Quote by Yakult
Dude, after the second knuckle there's not much more finger left to stick in Do you normally fist the girls you fool around with, or what?

I think he meant the second joint on the finger. The one just before the knuckle.

I'm pretty sure once semen's been exposed for too long it is no longer fertile.
#33
lmao dude, discuss that with your other pervert cum friends or use a medical book, ffs..
I'm sick of reading about cum all the time.
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#34
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Congratulation, you're going to be a daddy!

I suggest you name the kid Josephine if it's a girl, and lord emperor Xenu the third if it's a boy.


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#35
Quote by damn-right!
Funny f*cker, been tested already. Both me and my boyfriend. No physical problems, doc just says it can take up to 2 years to conceive naturally.


two years of sex is tiring.

So if it takes 2 years to concieve naturally, how long did he say it would take for immaculate conception?
#36
Quote by Feel bad inc.
Depends how long the cum has been there. it can survive outside the body for up to 5 days I believe... So yes its possible, unlikly due to the fact its a small amount, but possible



No actually it hardly survives any time, like half an hour.

And yes threadstarter your bit of fluff's pregnant, well done. I suggest you buy her a pregnancy test to make sure, because even with your attempt at artificial insemination there's only a 50% chance of conception, so there's a chance you got off lucky...
#37
Quote by Feel bad inc.
Depends how long the cum has been there. it can survive outside the body for up to 5 days I believe... So yes its possible, unlikly due to the fact its a small amount, but possible

it can survive OUTSIDE the body for up to 7 mins. INSIDE is where it can live for up to 5 days.

and to mistress ibanez: there isnt even a 50% chance of conception when you're TRYING to get pregz...

edit: i know this stuff because i was in the exact same position as the TS less than a month ago. then my girlfriend got her period. the relief that i felt was.... unbelievable... she was 2 weeks late!
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#38
Quote by Marwanbaki
wash ure hands next time, do you enjoy your own cum on your hands =(


Maybe not. Maybe he enjoy's other guy's cum on his hands...

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urgh, i hate threads like this. Yes its possible, but probable? I've been actively trying to get pregnant for 15 months now and no baby. Its really not as easy as you might think.


How about trying to not get pregnant. That'll probably get you pregnant.

Oh, and to the threadstarter, Falcon Punch?
#39
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Deja vu...

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#40
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Well it was actually more like 30 seconds...I can't believe you wasted your time saying that to me you ****ing no good piece of ****. Why don't you drop dead, huh? You brainless ****. Why are you even attacking me? You stupid ****. My useless life? Kill yourself, dumb ****.


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