Slap me if this has been done before.
But who is a lad and who is a lass on UG
user names dont really give it away ya know.

I am a Fella.
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(Jack) why teh fuck do people still have rottweilers/pit bulls?
(Lucy) why the fuck not?
(Jack) because they have a strange tendency to EAT YOUR CHILDREN
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UR A LASS?! Brb, going to wash my willie!

PS check your PMs
I... am.... SUPERLAD
Quote by SkyValley
Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
a lad
UG Villians Club


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I want to bring sexy back and then leave with it and when everyone is like holy crap where did sexy go I'd say I have Sexy and im bring it back again. But then Sexy will leave me and i will be homeless.
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sex-change disaster or hermaphrodite?
I see no sign of fortress.
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Basically you were born a hermaphrodite, then had a willie-away operation, but the doctors confused you for a teletubby and stuck your manmeat on your head?

Lad for me.

or just swapped them around

I wanna grow up to be a debaser
I'm a little boy.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)

But who gives a rats ass?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.

I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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wait, I see now... I, am a manleh man! ...

I think that says it all.




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Slap me, baby.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
my balls are itching right now...
Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
I'm a lad.

More like a dude now.

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
i be a girl with boobs and everything
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Oh come on Emz, the thread is who's your favorite UG'er, not MOST FAVORITE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

Elecktra Of The UG Hero's And Villian's Club Pm josh999x To Join

The proud owner of [x]Huffy[x]

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You Jackass_babe are cool.