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#1
Here it is, Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked:

Clicky

Taken from the movie "Way of the Dragon".

EDIT:

Also, Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Bruce Lee.
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#2
It was scripted for Chuck Norris to lose...


You wonder why after this film Bruce Lee Died mysteriously.
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


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#3
Quote by flyingmarlin
It was scripted for Chuck Norris to lose...


You wonder why after this film Bruce Lee Died mysteriously.


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#4
Quote by flyingmarlin
It was scripted for Chuck Norris to lose...


You wonder why after this film Bruce Lee Died mysteriously.





You win.
#5


EDIT: Get that movie, it's awesome.
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Last edited by Hells_Bell at Sep 13, 2007,
#7
Quote by flyingmarlin
It was scripted for Chuck Norris to lose...


You wonder why after this film Bruce Lee Died mysteriously.


May I carry your babies in my uteris?
#8
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May I carry your babies in my uteris?



I would like that very much

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You win.



Winning FTW
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


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Last edited by flyingmarlin at Sep 13, 2007,
#9
Quote by Hells_Bell
Here it is, Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked:

Clicky

Taken from the movie "Way of the Dragon".

EDIT:

Also, Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Bruce Lee.


did they have to accentuate the bone cracking when they were warming up in that video? i mean really, c'mon, it's just not pleasant to the ears
#10
Quote by flyingmarlin
It was scripted for Chuck Norris to lose...


You wonder why after this film Bruce Lee Died mysteriously.

That was the best thing ever!!!

Nobody can win against chuck norris!!
#11
Quote by flyingmarlin
It was scripted for Chuck Norris to lose...


You wonder why after this film Bruce Lee Died mysteriously.


win
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#12
Bruce Lee was the number one badass but Chuck is now because Bruce died.
#16
wasn't this posted the other day?
and i'll say again...what we need is Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris vs Jean Claude van Damme vs Steven Seagal that would be an epic battle
#18
I don't see why anyone would bother with this argument.

They all suck compared to Shintaro Katsu.
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#19
that was before chuck had his most powerful weapon. HIS BEARD. if they had fought again after chuck attained his beard then bruce would have lost.
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#20
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that was before chuck had his most powerful weapon. HIS BEARD. if they had fought again after chuck attained his beard then bruce would have lost.


Zatoichi would have cut his beard off, and then probably would have cut his dick off.

Chuck is Zatoichi's bitch.
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#21
Quote by Hells_Bell
Here it is, Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked:

Clicky

Taken from the movie "Way of the Dragon".

EDIT:

Also, Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Bruce Lee.



I have that movie, don't you just love how you tries to fight after his arm and leg are broken?
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#25
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Any one seen Dolemite?


Only in the ICP movie.
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#27
God shut the hell up.

Chuck Norris jokes weren't even funny in '04, it's DEAD. I'd rather have people making jokes about barrel rolling into Vincent745's private stock of Icy Hot.
Dickless.
#29
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God shut the hell up.

Chuck Norris jokes weren't even funny in '04, it's DEAD. I'd rather have people making jokes about barrel rolling into Vincent745's private stock of Icy Hot.


Chuck Norris uses Tabasco as eye drops
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#30
Quote by MetalMilitia212
God shut the hell up.

Chuck Norris jokes weren't even funny in '04, it's DEAD. I'd rather have people making jokes about barrel rolling into Vincent745's private stock of Icy Hot.


I would +1, but Icy hot is the worst of them all by far so
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#32


FTW!
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#35
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Pikachu pwns them all!


Not the Blind Swordsman.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
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OMG i lol'd A LOT

best thing ive read all day!

sir, i take my hat of to you.
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#37
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wasn't this posted the other day?
and i'll say again...what we need is Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris vs Jean Claude van Damme vs Steven Seagal that would be an epic battle


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#39
Quote by Demons&Wizards
wasn't this posted the other day?
and i'll say again...what we need is Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris vs Jean Claude van Damme vs Steven Seagal that would be an epic battle

jean Claude van Damme doesn't actually know martial arts. He's a gymnast who has learned some fancy kicks and **** along the way.
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