#1
how will my girlfriend react when she finds my willy is 2 inches long and 6 when hard?
#2
She won't get no satisfaction.
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#3
It's not the size, mate. It's how you use it
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#6
If she really cares about you she won't care about the size of your tool.
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#8
6 is average and sufficient. Size really doesn't matter anyway, if you're smart you'll pleasure her with something else of yours beforehand. If you have to ask, you should not be having sex.
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#9
lol @ thehereaway

how old might u be?

the average adult male is said to be 6, but that was is some chick magazine, and averages include asians, sooooo

smoke a doob before you go to business, even with 6 inches, you'll last longer. hahaha
#10
hahahhahahahhaha!!!yeh this threads a load of **** i was just bored and thought id start somehting interesting! but anyhow u guys no how to make a guy feel good (Y)
#12
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hahahhahahahhaha!!!yeh this threads a load of **** i was just bored and thought id start somehting interesting! but anyhow u guys no how to make a guy feel good (Y)


I may quote your first post for revenge..
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He knows me well..
#13
Screw the size of your tanker. No matter how big or small, you slap her around the face with it.
#16
If she see's it when its soft just tell her your a grow'er not a show'er.
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#17
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If she see's it when its soft just tell her your a grow'er not a show'er.



haha quality


can i sig tht?
#18
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lol @ thehereaway

how old might u be?

the average adult male is said to be 6, but that was is some chick magazine, and averages include asians, sooooo

smoke a doob before you go to business, even with 6 inches, you'll last longer. hahaha


are you asking me how old i am? 17? i havnt ever measure my dick flacid before so i woudlnt know but that sounds like a long way to go
#20
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haha quality


can i sig tht?



sure be my guest.
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