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I think someone was using M$ word to write the dictionary for German, and instead of hitting 'v' for have, he hit 'b' next to it. And was in a hurry because a kegger was about to kick off. He pressed print after the party, didn't see the mistake and sent it to be published and mass produced.

Just thought i'd share that.
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This thread will last into the coming millenia, and when aliens invade, they shall know where habe came from. Don't you realised the importance?
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#6
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#7
yeah and japanese was made from some stoned guy writin the dictionary

italian was written by someone with dyslexia

and lets not go into french
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Wow... the Pit has actually gotten to this level of idiotic?


it was always this level of idiocy, wasn't it?
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#9
No. It used to be stupid. Now its just..... I don't think theres a word for this sort of stupidity.
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#10
umm... in german/english dictionaries, it would be posted as haben, not habe. (infinitive vs. first person singular forms)
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No. It used to be stupid. Now its just..... I don't think theres a word for this sort of stupidity.

There is, but it's in German...
#14
The printing press was invented in Germany, so wouldn't it have to be the other way around?

I get it now, English is just ye olde printing press language perpetuated by lazy Germans printing with poor spelling and grammar.
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There is, but it's in German...


Oh, the irony!

*faints*
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umm... in german/english dictionaries, it would be posted as haben, not habe. (infinitive vs. first person singular forms)


correct. TS was "merced" so to speak...
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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The printing press was invented in Germany, so wouldn't it have to be the other way around?


TS = Pwnt.
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#18
i love german....you loose your voice just trying to speak it
Its like a colour mismatch
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i love german....you loose your voice just trying to speak it


True. Most German WOMEN have gruff voices..

/stereotype.
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#22
I'm guessing it actually comes from the latin verb "to have" which is habere. But, err .. yeah, maybe the ancient barbarians screwed up spellcheck.
#23
Und wenn du doppelt so schlau warst, warst du immer noch doof und dein Schwanz ist so klein, dass es 'ne Maus nicht merkt, wenn du sie fickst.

But yes, in the dictionary it would be 'haben' as this is the infinitive 'to have'
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#25
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Awww, a bit harsh OddOneOut ...

Shhhh it really translates as 'OMG you're like sooooooo smart and intelligent TS, I bet your penis is as big as your brain!'
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#26
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Und wenn du doppelt so schlau warst, warst du immer noch doof und dein Schwanz ist so klein, dass es 'ne Maus nicht merkt, wenn du sie fickst.

But yes, in the dictionary it would be 'haben' as this is the infinitive 'to have'





Er hat eine sehr kleine Weisswurst, oder?
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I think someone was using M$ word to write the dictionary for German, and instead of hitting 'v' for have, he hit 'b' next to it. And was in a hurry because a kegger was about to kick off. He pressed print after the party, didn't see the mistake and sent it to be published and mass produced.

Just thought i'd share that.

I'm sorry, but what's M dollar word?

anyway if the german language was invented with the use of microsoft, what do you suppose hitler and his buddies spoke 60 years ago? before Mr. Gates was born?

Ps. your one redeeming feature is that you like Scrubs. Please spell it correctly in your signature.
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don't think so


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Er hat eine sehr kleine Weisswurst, oder?

? I don't follow...
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#31
Ich hab gehört, dass das deutsche Notensystem zustande gekommen ist, weil jmd h und b nicht unterscheiden konnte. Ich geh mal davon aus, dass es wahr ist. abcdefg macht auf jdn Fall tausend mal mehr Sinn als ahcdefg oO

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hast du das einfach nur kopiert oder sprichst du wirklich Deutsch? ..l. wahrscheinlich red ich grad eh nur mit mir selbst und ihr könnt alle nur Bier, Jawohl und diverse Wörter für Penis auf Deutsch sagen ^^
#32

I took german at GCSE though and am studying it for A-level.
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dummes Kind...


i'm german..and to have=haben
and dummes kind = silly child
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#36
Ignorant dipshit.

have and habe are very similar words BECAUSE THEY COME FROM THE SAME ORIGINAL LANGUAGE!!!

REMEMBER? WHEN THE SAXONS CAME TO ENGLAND? YEAH? FROM GERMANY? AND BROUGHT THEIR LANGUAGE WITH THEM?


Idiot.
#37
Jaaaa, haben bedeutet 'to have' aber...pshh deiner 'analyse' geht mir echt im arsch.
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^Owned.

And when you use it in the 'he, she, or it' (er, sie, es) form, it's hat.

And the infinitive version of that verb is haben.
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funny

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? I don't follow...


he said he got a small penis in a funny way
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