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#1
guys....i think I'm retarded, i bought a cloth belt today, and it has 2 holes but not clamp or needle to put it in, and i don"t know how to put it on
#2
the correct way is around your head...much like the way the karate kid wheres them
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#3
Get a buckle?
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#5
two holes? be more specific...are they loops? if so put it through BOTH of the holes, pull it tight and than slide it in between them and pull it out to the right. assuming that the "2 holes are on the left and the cloth end is on the right.
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#7
...anyways.


Put through both holes, then double back and go through the first hole again. Pull, tighten.

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#8
Quote by Paddock
two holes? be more specific...are they loops? if so put it through BOTH of the holes, pull it tight and than slide it in between them and pull it out to the right. assuming that the "2 holes are on the left and the cloth end is on the right.



yes loops! they are loops! but i still cant do it, why does everything i touch die!!!!!
#13
Pull it through both and then double it back through the outside one, and pull tight.
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#15
lol, put it through both "holes" and then put it through one of them.
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#16
You are just too fat to fit in it arn't you?
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You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#17
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lol, put it through both "holes" and then put it through one of them.



i just dont want to fail anymore

what if i try it and go to school tomarrow and my pants fall off

then everyone will know i have a small weiner!
#18
why don't you just get a normal belt?
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#19
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why don't you just get a normal belt?

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#20
i lol'd out loud when i saw the thread title


this is the most awesome phail i have seen. no failure can top this. evar.
#21
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i just dont want to fail anymore

what if i try it and go to school tomarrow and my pants fall off

then everyone will know i have a small weiner!


#22
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its that cept not pink or purple or blue


Anyone who goes and buys a belt like this deserves to fail
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#24
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TS just listen to what I said...wow...



so are you saying i need to buy a new belt buckle?

like a fancy one that is really big?
#25
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. Buy a real belt.
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#26
Quote by masterk1818
i just dont want to fail anymore

what if i try it and go to school tomarrow and my pants fall off

then everyone will know i have a small weiner!

too late, everybody here knows now
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#27
TS you fail. You were told with INSTRUCTIONS how to WEAR A BELT, and you're confused. Try making a noose with the belt.
#28
Quote by Stupified
TS you fail. You were told with INSTRUCTIONS how to WEAR A BELT, and you're confused. Try making a noose with the belt.


i tried to make a noose like you said but somehow i got it through all my pant loops and tied it like you said thanks man!
#29
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...put it through BOTH of the holes, pull it tight and than slide it in between them and pull it out to the right.

*teehee*

/immaturity
#30
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TS you fail. You were told with INSTRUCTIONS how to WEAR A BELT, and you're confused. Try making a noose with the belt.



Er, but he probably won't know how to do that.
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#31
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i tried to make a noose like you said but somehow i got it through all my pant loops and tied it like you said thanks man!


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#32
i would like to thank you all for helping me with my crisis, i can now successfully cloth myself thanks to UG
#33
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i tried to make a noose like you said but somehow i got it through all my pant loops and tied it like you said thanks man!

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#34
Here's how to do it:

Let's call both "rings" ring 1 and ring 2, ring 1 being the first the belt's gonna pass through!


Pass the belt into ring 1 and ring 2, bring it over ring 2 and pass it back in ring 1, then pull...


Here's some very basic drawing to show you:



Have fun!
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#35
Quote by masterk1818
i just dont want to fail anymore

what if i try it and go to school tomarrow and my pants fall off

then everyone will know i have a small weiner!


lol sigged
#36
You could always just google how to use a D-Ring belt. That's what they're called, D-Rings. If you've ever worn a motorcycle helmet, same concept. Just around your waist. And a belt won't save your life if a deer jumps in front of you while you're going 70 mph...
#37
Quote by hurlyz
Here's how to do it:

Let's call both "rings" ring 1 and ring 2, ring 1 being the first the belt's gonna pass through!


Pass the belt into ring 1 and ring 2, bring it over ring 2 and pass it back in ring 1, then pull...


Here's some very basic drawing to show you:



Have fun!



is that a penis?
#39
Quote by masterk1818
is that a penis?


XD

But srsly, that picture's actually pretty helpful. I used to use belts like that
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