#1
When it started, I was at my house, but it wasn't really my house like in real life. It was a smaller house in California where I lived with my friend, and we were going to college. Anyway one night, we see a report on the news of mass hysteria and panic. We go outside to see if anything is happening in our neighborhood.I'm attacked by a zombie and I kill it be slamming its head in the door a few times. There are two kinds of zombies in my dream, fast ones and slow ones.

My friend and I get in our car and start driving down the highway where a bunch of cars are stalled, crashed, etc. and people are standing outside of them. It's pretty foggy, and I look over in a fog and see a huge crowd of zombies running toward us. I start running and me and my friend are attacked by one, and this effeminate guy next to us isn't helping, he's just screaming. I slam the zombie's head into the hood of my car, and my friend and I start running. The gay guy gets eaten and zombiefied.

I'm leading a group of like 20 survivors, and after a few hours, we're all tired and hungry. We see a shopping mall (looks like a mash up of many real ones I know) and we enter it. There's not as many zombies and we can't see any fast ones, so we go to the third floor foodcourt and barricade the first floor stairs.

Me and some friends go to this supermarket place within the mall (where the owner is still working) and we get lighters, propane, and food for free (on a "Zombie Apocalypse" special ) We all the sudden see out the front glass a bunch of zombies rushing towards the cafeteria. We sprint towards that area and go to the second floor. A few people are zombified, including a substitute teacher that I hate. I also killed a zombie with a makeshift flamethrower.

We barricade two of these parts on the second floor and the fast zombies on the third floor seem to have left, so we didn't barricade the third floor stairs. My friend and I are stressed out so we go to a kind of Asian store with Buddha statues and Bonzai trees. We buy some weed from the owner and smoke it.

Everything seems to go well for a while, there's a minor invasion but only one person gets eaten and we just barricade the area off. I also overhear a discussion about guitar pickups . After a while I think, "Wait, this can't be real, zombies can't exist and I realize I'm dreaming just because the dream is too awesome, although I did try to make all the zombies wear purple hats with my mind.

Anyway, I finally remember that I didn't barricade the third floor stairs and as we run over there we see a ****load of slow zombies walking over there. We try and get enough supplies to barricade it, but we're not fast enough and the zombies break through. This mechanical guy who works in the mall was like "Let's get out of here." So my friend, the mechanic guy, and I run to this nearby airport and fly away in a Cessna.

Then I wake up.

Rate the awesomeness of this out of 10.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#2
9, just because it isnt that original
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#4
9, not that original, but you did toast a zombie with a flamethrower.
Also, speaking of zombie apocalypses and supermarkets...
CLICK! Yeah, it's Lego. So fucking what?
#5
Fast and slow zombies?


Were there any head hoppers?

9 btw.
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#6
Quote by Metal_Rich
Fast and slow zombies?


Were there any head hoppers?

9 btw.


No, I don't play Half Life that much.

I know it's not very original, but it's still awesome. I am the hugest zombie movie fan ever, and I love dreaming about zombies and remembering it.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#7
Quote by ebbbaaa
After a while I think, "Wait, this can't be real, zombies can't exist and I realize I'm dreaming just because the dream is too awesome, although I did try to make all the zombies wear purple hats with my mind.


haha