#5
steal things
--------------------i'm definitely the alphaest male here--------------------
#8
Eat my ass

It's fast food, and good for you
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#9
Quote by himynameisMike
Could a pirate spare such a thing?


lol (:
I r Pirate!
#10
Quote by Yakult
Eat my ass

It's fast food, and good for you


I'd like the front part.
#13
drink a lot of water, itll fill you up until you can look under your couch for 59 cents, then go and get a snickers, in which case you'll be full for at least an hour, then you can go and get a job, at which you will make at least 6 dollars and hour, ask a coworker for some money at first and get real food, when you get a paycheck payback said employee, and get some real food
#14
Quote by glm
I'd like the front part.


My arse only has two sides: an up and a down, and they both stink
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#17
spare change and then buy a lunch, that was my entire high school career right there.
HELP ME I'M TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY!
#18
Quote by ibryant0915
you stole what I was gonna say... ironic huh?



How is that ironic? wouldnt it just be a coincidence?
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#19
steal your lunch I always did even if it was free
Quote by SkyValley
Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#21
Go into the woods and find some mushrooms. Make sure they aint poisonous ones too.
#23
Canibalism my friend
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone