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Would you shower or take any measures of personal hygiene if girls weren't around?
I would brush my teeth and thats about it... mabye some deoderant but theres no motivation. Girls make the world go round.
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#3
Hygeine = important. Neglecting it just because you aren't around females is silly...unless you're a caveman. Then I guess you could just neglect it full stop...but only then.

Are you a caveman?
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i dont wanna get ill etc or have any random infections....so yes, i would

you pansy... you don't need to shower everyday to help from getting "ill"
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#6
Hell no, I'd be slingin' poo at chu.
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#7
Yes, I would.
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#8
I generally don't like the smell of my own stink. It makes me feel fresh and healthy when I'm clean.
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Would you shower or take any measures of personal hygiene if girls weren't around?
I would brush my teeth and thats about it... mabye some deoderant but theres no motivation. Girls make the world go round.


So you likey teh smelly penis?
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Hygeine = important. Neglecting it just because you aren't around females is silly...unless you're a caveman. Then I guess you could just neglect it full stop...but only then.

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#14
I think i would.But it would be hella boring and existence would cut out pretty quick :P
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Would you shower or take any measures of personal hygiene if girls weren't around?...
Actually, just the opposite.

I love the nice clean feeling of being right out of the shower. But the girls I hang with IRL, are nothing like the sweet lovely girls of UG.

The kinky bitches I run with, get turned on by my sweaty ballsack with encrusted with the leavin's from when I last banged their sisters. And the week old funk that gags them nearly as much having my filthy manhood jammed fully down their throats. The nasty little sluts don't want me to be clean. Being the manwh0re that I am, I dutifully comply. But I long for the shower and some good clean fun.


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The kinky bitches I run with, get turned on by my sweaty ballsack with encrusted with the leavin's from when I last banged their sisters. And the week old funk that gags them nearly as much having my filthy manhood jammed fully down their throats. The nasty little sluts don't want me to be clean. Being the manwh0re that I am, I dutifully comply. But I long for the shower and some good clean fun.


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hahaha i'm the best candidate for this. my fiance moved out/broke up with me like a monrth ago. the house is a mess and the cupboard/fridge is jusrt alcohol and frozen meals. hahahh. cleaning is no longer priority.

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Actually, just the opposite.

I love the nice clean feeling of being right out of the shower. But the girls I hang with IRL, are nothing like the sweet lovely girls of UG.

The kinky bitches I run with, get turned on by my sweaty ballsack with encrusted with the leavin's from when I last banged their sisters. And the week old funk that gags them nearly as much having my filthy manhood jammed fully down their throats. The nasty little sluts don't want me to be clean. Being the manwh0re that I am, I dutifully comply. But I long for the shower and some good clean fun.


... we all have our crosses to bear. I guess this one is mine.


That was...awesome.
#21
ofcourse, I wash myself extensively every single day, also down there, since I didn't get cut.
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#22
Yes, I will, 'cause my nose is still working.
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#23
in the words of the my wise friend:

"sometimes you have to slay many dragons to get the princes"

in regards to rooting the women.d


bring on the dragons!

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If girls weren't around we'd all be gay.
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#26
i shower becuase i belive in personal hygiene, and i think thats the reason most ppl do....i wud hope so at least lol
#27
I shower because its the perfect exuse to put soap on my weiner.
Or else I wouldn't do it.
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#28
I personally can't stand not showering or being dirty or smelly.
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#29
I wouldn't shower as much, but if I eschewed showering altogether, there's no way I could live with myself
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I like the feeling of being clean.
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#31
I can't stand not showering...I feel horrible if I'm not clean...the only way I'll neglect personal hygeine is if I'm like, dead or something.
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#32
I would shower and brush my teeth and stuff just to feel comfortable - we'd all probably act a little bit differently though.
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Would you shower or take any measures of personal hygiene if girls weren't around?
I would brush my teeth and thats about it... mabye some deoderant but theres no motivation. Girls make the world go round.


Agreed.

If it wasnt for girls I would never shower,wash my penis or shave my pubes. I'd just have stink penis 24/7 and a huge bush.
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#36
Yes, of course I would. I hate the feeling when you don't wash for awhile, it makes my skin crawl
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#37
i would brush my teeth regular but i would shower alot less
i'd at least wash my hair, it feels wierd and dirty after one day
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#38
to an extent, i mean come on vikings and pirate never did really and they kicked ass, they were only around women long enough to rape them and then pillaged so i would be like them.


im kidding i would continue to shower and stuff
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#39
good lord of course i would shower and do a lot to take care of my personal hygeine! Well then I am a girl but still guys should too..
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#40
not as many


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