Poll: eaten alive: ants or lions
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Ants
12 7%
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166 93%
Voters: 178.
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#1
Would you rather be eaten alive by ants, or lions. Think carefully. Lions do it quicker.....and ants act slower....but it takes a while to get started....giving you ample time to do whatever you need...but is more painful.
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#3
No... ants would be more painful. You would scream in anguish as they slowly eat you away.
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#5
Lions.
You'd die so much faster, considering the first thing they do is actually KILL then eat.
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#6
ok let me reput this..... with ants....you are alone...with lions...everyone you know is watching. So it is die in peace....or with people watching.
#7
Still lions.
That'd be damn cool.
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#8
ants would only be less painfull at the begining think of what it would be like once they have a signifigant hole in you and can start eating you from the inside = EXTREME AGONY
#11
lions...who would want to be remembered as the guy who was eaten alive by ants?
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lions...who would want to be remembered as the guy who was eaten alive by ants?


So true.
#13
um, why would anyone choose ants over lion?

i mean, unless you enjoy a slow agonizing death.


lion would probably be quick. one bite to the jugular, and im dead fairly quickly.
#15
A lion will sever your spine with a bite in the back of you neck...instant death. That's how they kill. Ants.....they just bite whatever they find first. It'll probably take like 20 minutes before you die...and thats with them eating all over...A few hundred or so will run down your throat and eat you out from the inside...

ill go for the lions tyvm
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#16
considering only female lions hunt

hell yeah i would like to be eaten alive by lions, if you know what i mean
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#18
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Would you rather be eaten alive by ants, or lions. Think carefully. Lions do it quicker.....but ants would be more painful.

what a stupid question...

thats like saying would you rather get beheaded, or your throat slit, to die a slow painful death

#19
im pretty sure lions die before their teeth fall out.
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ok what if they were old lions....all the teeth falling out...they would have to gum you to death


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#22
lion definitely
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#23
Ants. Because then I'd be like "OMG WTF ANTS" and cover myself in insecticide. Thus killing the ants. And I wouldn't be dead. Unless insecticide kills humans.


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#25
Can't I be attacked by both at the same time? Or perhaps some hybrid of the two? Giant ants perhaps?
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#27
ummm getting bit by ants wouldn't hurt so i'd pick that one plus i'd get to live longer
#28
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lions...who would want to be remembered as the guy who was eaten alive by ants?


Right here.

Actually, I don't think the fame of being eaten alive by ants equals out with the pain.

I would rather have the lions if it happened at a really big zoo, and a lot of little kids saw.
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#29
Would we be tied up? Because if the ants were climbing on me, I'd be rolling on them.
#32
Imagine a million ants penetrating your body, then attacking every single muscle and organ, slowly chewing away at them. You'll be covered by a blanket of ants who won't rest till you are nothing but bones. A slow, grueling death. You won't even be able to scream after they bite your tongue away.
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#33
Turtles. It would be pretty cool to be eaten alive with turtles. That would be a first (I think.) BUT if the only things available are ants and lions, I'll go with the lions
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#34
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Turtles. It would be pretty cool to be eaten alive with turtles. That would be a first (I think.) BUT if the only things available are ants and lions, I'll go with the lions


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#35
I wouldn't mind lions, although I don't think I would ever be stupid enough to get in a situation where lions would be a threat to me.
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#36
I actually just watched a movie where this guy owns a plantation in south america and this huge battalion of ants 20 miles long and 2 miles long comes and basically wipes out everything in their path. Its a very old movie, made in the 50s, but we read the story in school, so we had to watch the movie in school.

Now being eaten by ants mean they first eat out your eyes to blind you, then slowly devour you to the bone. Lions however would be much more terrifying, so I dont know what i would choose. Likely lion so that i could have a chance to prove my worthiness only to die.
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#37
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Think carefully. Lions do it quicker.....but ants would be more painful.

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#40
what a odd topic, too many people on UG smoke too many things

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