#1
Does anyone know how old you have to be to buy a Playboy Magazine in America? It's not like I wanna buy one or anything...
#2
18?
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#3
Yeah you have to be 18.
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#4
Why would you want to buy a playboy magazine?
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#5
18...but why would you want playboy anyway?...you can find plenty of better stuff for free on the internet
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#6
Or in Penthouse.

The night before my sisters wedding I was at a party with the groom, and in the toilet they had a huge stack of playboy magazines. FHM for the win!
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#7
The age is 18. Don't by a Playboy, they suck and there's only a hand full of pics. The internet however....
#8
So what is exactly in a Playboy Magazine? I was at my friends house the other day and he had a couple of his dad's in the bathroom. I wanted to pick it up to see what was inside but he kept saying "Hey Kile, you aren't looking into my dad's PLAYBOY magazines are you?!" really loud.
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So what is exactly in a Playboy Magazine? I was at my friends house the other day and he had a couple of his dad's in the bathroom. I wanted to pick it up to see what was inside but he kept saying "Hey Kile, you aren't looking into my dad's PLAYBOY magazines are you?!" really loud.

it has...articles in it and stuff.
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So what is exactly in a Playboy Magazine? I was at my friends house the other day and he had a couple of his dad's in the bathroom. I wanted to pick it up to see what was inside but he kept saying "Hey Kile, you aren't looking into my dad's PLAYBOY magazines are you?!" really loud.

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#12
Playboy isn't all that great, unless you have little or no prior experience with boobs...

In terms of magazines, penthouse is better. If you really want pr0n, you're already on the internet, but if you're young and inexperienced you will probably overdue it, expose yourself to terrible things, get addicted, develop skewed perceptions of sex and nudity, virusify your computer, get caught by mommy...

You know what, go buy a penthouse.
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Allah says it's wrong.
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it has...articles in it and stuff.


. Man, that gave me a good laugh. Thanks.
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Playboy isn't all that great, unless you have little or no prior experience with boobs...

In terms of magazines, penthouse is better. If you really want pr0n, you're already on the internet, but if you're young and inexperienced you will probably overdue it, expose yourself to terrible things, get addicted, develop skewed perceptions of sex and nudity, virusify your computer, get caught by mommy...

You know what, go buy a penthouse.

well said.
#18
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What's the difference between Penthouse and Playboy?

they both pale in comparison to hustler.
#19
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What's the difference between Penthouse and Playboy?


Try reading the rest of the thread, Stevie Wonder. It has been established that Playboy is more articles and less pron while Penthouse is more pron.
#20
Actually, I know the general difference between Penthouse and Playboy, but what do the user of UG think? Preferences?

I've never had the fortune to read a Penthouse mag.
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#21
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Playboy isn't all that great, unless you have little or no prior experience with boobs...

In terms of magazines, penthouse is better. If you really want pr0n, you're already on the internet, but if you're young and inexperienced you will probably overdue it, expose yourself to terrible things, get addicted, develop skewed perceptions of sex and nudity, virusify your computer, get caught by mommy...

You know what, go buy a penthouse.

Too true...too true...
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#22
i think, you should go on google, search for some free porn, and forget all of this magazine none sense.

real life moving sex > still images
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