#1
http://www.sarcasticgamer.com/2007/09/truckload-of-ps3s-stolen-returned.html



Story:



At least 6 pallets of Sony's Playstation 3 consoles, were stolen from an eighteen wheeler at a truck stop in Illinois, early Wednesday morning. After making his getaway and pulling back the tarps that covered his stolen inventory, the thief promptly returned the merchandise.

"I was hoping to get something I could fence. I saw the big Sony logo on the side of the truck and figured it must be TVs," said Lucas Gollem. "But it was a bunch of PS3's. I can't get sh** for those things, man."

Authorities are trying to decide what to charge the man with, as under Illinois state law, you cannot be charged with any serious theft, unless the value of the goods exceeds a minimum threshold.

"This is probably going to be called a petty theft," stated Trooper Eric Hollis. "I mean it's not like he stole anything valuable. Now if those had been Xbox 360's, he'd probably be looking at the death penalty."

#2
Ha, that's hilarious. But I want a PS3 badly. Me want the EA game of Skate.
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#3
That's AWESOME LOL

"But it was a bunch of PS3's. I can't get sh** for those things, man."

haha
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#4
Haha.
PS3s are bit over priced really, I think they're gonna drop down soon to compete better with the 360 elite.
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#5
Haha that's fucking great.

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#6
hahahaha

that can only happen in america

to be fair, ps3's arent that bad, but i prefer the xbox360

i hate the wii's tho - far too kiddy
#8
PS3 is a pretty good system that just doesn't have ANY good games. Poor planning. Starting next month that all changes though.
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#10
skate is on the 360 dumbass
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hahahaha

that can only happen in america

to be fair, ps3's arent that bad, but i prefer the xbox360

i hate the wii's tho - far too kiddy
it didn't actually happen...it's called fake news...
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#13
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skate is on the 360 dumbass

its also gonna be on the ps3 dumb ****
#14
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Thank you Whatley.

And Darkside825, I'm well aware that skate is available for the 360. I just want the PS3 because it is a blu-ray player as well. And the PS3 uses IBM's cell processor, so that interests me as well.
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#17
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and i thought i was alone in that
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and i thought i was alone in that


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