#1
I'm going to a symphony here in about an hour, and I was wondering if there's any special etiquette for it. Any suggestions?
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#2
At the intermission do not stand up in the audience and shout:

EASY EASY EASY! YOU SHUTTT UPPPPP!!

Whilst clapping your hands.

It's kind of frowned upon.
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#3
I'll keep that in mind.
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Don't whistle, stand and applaud when the first violin walks in, don't yawn, expect to applaud the conductor at least three times after the piece (he'll keep coming back.)
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#8
Don't shout "Freebird!".
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#9

Typical pit. One semi-serious answer, one serious answer, and one wannabe comedian. =P
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#10
Change your avatar, that would make everyone there acknowledge you
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Everyone acknowledges boobs. You're obviously wrong.
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was I the serious or the semi serious?


Serious.


I think.
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#16
Probably the serious one.

I hope you enjoy it, though.
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Probably the serious one.

I hope you enjoy it, though.


Thanks. I'll report back, if anyone's even halfway interested.
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Don't shout "Freebird!".

I was going to suggest shouting that.

Do what Kevin and Jim do in American Pie after Oz finishes singing:
"Yeah [whatever the conductor's name is]! You fucking rule! Rock and Roooooll!" Whilst doing the devil's horns.
#20
Oh, be careful of what you wear. I doubt a Slayer T-Shirt would go down well.
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#21
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Everyone acknowledges boobs. You're obviously wrong.


Well, then the solution is obvious, isn't it? Bring a lady friend and make her show tits
#22
oh, i forgot to say, dont wear one of those hats with 2 beer cans on top. Also, dont sing along cookie monster style.
#24
*waits for madcap*
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#27
Madcap?
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Madcap?



he knows almost everything about classical or symphony stuff

he is the bomb when it comes to that
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#29
Oh!

I forgot about him. I've just spent some time on a ban, forgive my forgetfulness.
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#30
dont shout "Man, is anyone elses ass sore?" then look around at the people around oyu giving you bad looks and go"Hey, i payed for this symphony balls, so i should get an ass hugging seat."
#32
Take a tiny mirror and spend the entire performance trying to get light shining on the First Violinist's face.
#35
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was I the serious or the semi serious?


you were the fool, fool
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oh, i forgot to say, dont wear one of those hats with 2 beer cans on top. Also, dont sing along cookie monster style.


or do
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#37
Okay, so I wish I would have known symphonies are dress up things. I ended up going in a band shirt, cut off camo shorts, and skull slip-on shoes. Awkward, but the only people who said anything were my friends, so it was cool. The orchestra played Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op.18 and Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 3 in D Major ("Polish"), Op. 29. The pianist for the Rachmaninoff piece was Marina Lomazov, who totally blew me away. All in all, it was an awesome time, especially for my first symphony.
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#39
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don't talk, at all


It's already over, man.
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#40
Man, I went to one a while back. the entire auditorium was silent, except for this woman in front of me. she did not stop talking, not once. all I could hear was "whisper whisper whisper". it ruined the symphony for me