Poll: Is this a good story
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haha funny man
5 16%
d00d ur soo gay
14 45%
PENCIL DICK BOY!! PENCIL DICK BOY!!!
12 39%
Voters: 31.
#1
So, the other day I woke up, put on some shorts, and went to school. I went to American Lit class and I realized I didn't have my pencil, cuz I left it in my pants in my room. So I borrowed one from this girl sitting in front of me.

Later in the hall, she asked me if she could have her pencil back. I said I still needed it for the rest of the day.

Then she asked me what happened to the pencil I always used. I told it her was in my pants.

then she flipped out and called me a pervert, before I realized what I had just said.

Thoughts?
#5
you cant possibly be over 13 years old
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#9
why wouldnt you have said pocket instead of pants you tard
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so did u get the pencil for the day?


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#11
I bet you made that story up. Not because it's overly hard to believe, but because you seem like the average Pit-goer: extremely immature, and will do anything for a laugh. There are a couple flaws on top of that too. What kind of person brings only one pencil to school? Also, who puts their pencils in their pockets? But anyways, if it's real or not, it's not funny. So.. phail.
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#13
You're a gay.
That's right A gay.
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#14
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I bet you made that story up. Not because it's overly hard to believe, but because you seem like the average Pit-goer: extremely immature, and will do anything for a laugh. There are a couple flaws on top of that too. What kind of person brings only one pencil to school? Also, who puts their pencils in their pockets? But anyways, if it's real or not, it's not funny. So.. phail.


But what if it is??


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#18
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I bet you made that story up. Not because it's overly hard to believe, but because you seem like the average Pit-goer: extremely immature, and will do anything for a laugh. There are a couple flaws on top of that too. What kind of person brings only one pencil to school? Also, who puts their pencils in their pockets? But anyways, if it's real or not, it's not funny. So.. phail.



i only take one pencil to school and i keep it in my pocket.
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#19
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
I bet you made that story up. Not because it's overly hard to believe, but because you seem like the average Pit-goer: extremely immature, and will do anything for a laugh. There are a couple flaws on top of that too. What kind of person brings only one pencil to school? Also, who puts their pencils in their pockets? But anyways, if it's real or not, it's not funny. So.. phail.

lol im serious dude it happened.
i had been losing pencils every day, since i always stick 'em in my side pocket like by my right knee. and then, i wore shorts...one the very day i had forgotten my last pencil.

its real
#21
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
I bet you made that story up. Not because it's overly hard to believe, but because you seem like the average Pit-goer: extremely immature, and will do anything for a laugh. There are a couple flaws on top of that too. What kind of person brings only one pencil to school? Also, who puts their pencils in their pockets? But anyways, if it's real or not, it's not funny. So.. phail.


i bring one pen to school. and i keep it in my pocket. i just dont think of it as a penis or anything
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#23
classic hahahahha
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So, the other day I woke up, put on some shorts, and went to school. I went to American Lit class and I realized I didn't have my pencil, cuz I left it in my pants in my room. So I borrowed one from this girl sitting in front of me.

Later in the hall, she asked me if she could have her pencil back. I said I still needed it for the rest of the day.

Then she asked me what happened to the pencil I always used. I told it her was in my pants.

then she flipped out and called me a pervert, before I realized what I had just said.

Thoughts?

she's dumb. and immature. let it be.
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