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#1
about his guitar being stolen...hes all sad because he lost his SG. I need to find a way to cheer him up...any help would be appreciated
#2
either a new guitar or sexorz...those are the only two options
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#3
um, i think we all can agree that sex is the answer.

i mean come on, did you even need to ask?
#4
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either a new guitar or sexorz...those are the only two options

Lol because it's true
#6
Quote by Arya91
about his guitar being stolen...hes all sad because he lost his SG. I need to find a way to cheer him up...any help would be appreciated


Wait, his SG was stolen?

There's nothing you can do.
#7
buy him a new sg.

and take pichas naked with it.

then show him the pichas.

if he notices the new sg, then give it to him.

if not, then you have a new guitar.
#8
I say just be there for him, closeness etc etc......
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#9
ive aldready tried a blowjob but that was his first electric...
#14
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I say just be there for him, closeness etc etc......


WTF? No guy wants that.
#16
An SG? Aren't most SG's like 80 bucks? Buy him a new one with a strap, and wait for him to come home and wear it naked. If he's still sad, nothing can cure him.
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#18
Buy him a new guitar, then after ****ing him be like

"Baybay g0t chu nu geetar"

Give him the guitar, then have more sex.
#22
let him do anal
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#24
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SG=/= shotgun
Was it a Gibson SG? An Epiphone SG? A POS SG?



Its was a dark red Gibson sg
#26
he'll get over it
its a goddamn guitar
like come on
if he lost his left arm THAT would suck
think about it!
but yea
give him some time
and some lovin
and then some of that sexy time
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#28
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Make a poopy on his chest


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#29
You guys amaze me.... But anyways to the thread starter. I'd say just be there around for him. I know if I had my guitar stolen I'd be in a rut. For me personally it would last quite a long time but that depends on your bf. If you want to and could afford to by him a new guitar feel free to but if thats not the case just be there for him and don't get to mad at him if he isn't very responsive. That just makes things worse for us.
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#30
sex. unexpected sex. like, make sure he walks into his room one day to find you naked, on his bed. With your best friend. Memories of first guitars will evaporate and be replaced by the memories of his first threesome.


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#32
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coincidence? unlikely. i think we are on to something here.



no...it must be a conspiracy
#33
Quote by RPGoof
Dude, it's a guitar that was stolen here. Guitars are like women. You can't just buy another one.

That's why I said comfort him but apparently every single male is totally absent-minded, emotionless sex machine.....Luckily only the majority are like that.
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#36
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That's why I said comfort him but apparently every single male is totally absent-minded, emotionless sex machine.....Luckily only the majority are like that.

lol i edited my post...
I accidentally made the wrong point.
#37
Wow, this is why they say stay away from the pit here O.o, Hunt the theif down and take revenge!!!! And if that's not possible try to help him find a new one ^_^
#38
I will kill myself if someone stole my guitar. Extreme? I don't think so.
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#39
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lol i edited my post...
I accidentally made the wrong point.

I was talking about some other guy who posted earlier saying no guy wants his girlfriend to comfort him....
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#40
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I will kill myself if someone stole my guitar. Extreme? I don't think so.


Extreme? Pssh, more like METAL!!!!
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